By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
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Jrefinne 7

Uhhh, so? Unless your ex is a serial killer, it's not really a big deal to see him around town.

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Iloreanes 0

YDI for not picking up the ice-cube you dropped on the kitchen floor and leaving a wet spot for someone else to step in.

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Ricky_Diggler 0

Revenge sex right there, back seat of your car. Make her watch.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

7-- I think you meant "make him watch." Aside from the cars passing, I think an awkward turtle was also passing by o.O

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aquariusangel420 0

Haha revenge sex with who herself? lmao anyways that suxs OP I would have to blast music sing to keep my mind off of him being there and prolly wanting to cry I'm guessing a smoke a cig I bet he didn't even pay attention that you were there!

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whitesox365 0

hey at least hes not OP's gynecologist...

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liquidfireKAN 0

uhm.. you do realise you were in seperate cars right? WTF, how is this an FML

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LogicPolice 0

This situation is only always because the op made it so. if the op had pretended he hadn't noticed her, the situation could have been avoided. Or, even better, he could have changed his mindset about it and made HER feel awkward. I'm sure she would be freaking out if u stared at her provocatively for 30 minutes.

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Jrefinne 7

Uhhh, so? Unless your ex is a serial killer, it's not really a big deal to see him around town.

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amadais 1

it just so happens that.... uh nevermind *stares at toilet, waits for flush*

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skanksonaplane 0

But it was for an entire half hour!!!! As OP watched his world slowly end... e_e

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DrewSmooth 0

OP is a woman last I checked.

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Marianette 0

watching it won't make those bad memories go away.

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giantsfan2010 23

tinted windows are a good investment in that situation.

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Garayy 0

Or blast up the dirtiest song you know. BETTER INVESTMENT - Dirty Music.

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Garayy 0

That dirty beard saves money, and it's unbelievably sexy.

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skyeyez9 24

Not unless you read the fml where a guy woke up with ants infesting his beard.

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BrokenDreamer24 15

I read that one! It was ******* hilarious!

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jbsington 8

unfortunately, I'm pretty sure front seat tinted windows are illegal. BEFORE trolls attack, I'm just speculating here.

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giantsfan2010 23

No, front seat tinted windows are not illegal. They are only illegal on the windshield. I have tinted windows on my front windows, and no trouble so far.

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whitesox365 0

just go to illinois, everything is illegal here! in the city i live in segways and under car lights are illegal. and carrying guns is IMPOSSIBLE without a hassle.

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mmedeiros14 0

You can have a tinted windshield in Florida.

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katiebells 0

boohoo. you had to sit ten feet away from your ex. your life is ******. get real.

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10_4Franky 0

Turn the sun visor towards the window. That way you can't see him, while you proceed to listen to some country and wait.

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Mpsteve13 7

go get in the car and give him road head. I'm sure it's your fault he's your ex anyways

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melibear89 7

ever think HE could of broken up with HER. sexist piece of shit

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4XxXo_OxXx4 0

Um, not really much? He did NOT say: "Well, you're female, I'm sure it's your fault. Go give him road head."

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johnson94 5

^ma'am, I'm going to kindly ask you to calm your estrogen levels please...

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Mpsteve13 7

no I never saw that as a possibility.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

-squint eyes- Can't tell if trolling.... or just very funny....

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notquite69 0

So what? Exes exist. Grow up and get over it.

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mr_miyagi 0

yea it coulda been worse... what if op and her ex both drove motorcycles

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