Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Top comments
Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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Comments (248)
ZiggyMorrison 0
Your wife is a dumb ****
elemandem 0
It's worse than your wife told everyone. Guys get boners even when they aren't arroused necessarily... especially when a place with a ton of nerve endings is being touched... maybe your wife could be more open-minded about prostate stimulation since you obviously might enjoy it? idk.
Fluffiness 0
At least we know you had fun.
CodeMonkey123 0
What's wrong with homosexualality? Nothing that's right but the fact that your wife is telling everyone and you don't want them to know is just wrong.
funkymunky27 0
everything is wrong with homosexuality
SergeantSarcasms 4
nothing is wrong with homosexuality, something is wrong with those who think there's something wrong with it.
Ilovelife07 0
not bad at all. look at it this way, now your wife knows a new trick for you in bed
deaditegirl 0
Lighten up and learn to laugh at yourself sometimes. YDI for taking yourself so seriously.
guitar43 0
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uhhhh. i wouldnt admit that to anyone ever if i was a married guy, or single, i believe you may be a homosexual.
rmm 0
Yeah, I agree with what everyone else is saying It's pretty normal that you got a boner, but the fact your wife told everyone? **** your life, she's a horrible person :|
Ughsucks 0
Please #17... you realize by squeezing on a prostate your body forces you to ejaculate/erect? It's completely biological. By getting a boner he's not gay... just a normal person.
Blue_Munki 0
umm...it's actually a very sensitive area so it's supposed to be quite pleasurable...maybe why gay guys like to get ******