By Anonymous - United States - Westerville
  Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

I teach my medical students that prostate exams are a lot like weight lifting - there's a lot of grunting and moaning and sweating, and one guy always feels tired at the end.

  wlddog  |  14

I always thought it was perfect practice that makes perfect.
Just because I practice holding my breath under water doesn't mean I will grow gills.

  Synistiel  |  14

44- I've always been told "Practice doesn't make perfect. It makes you better at something." To me there's always room for improvement, even if its a tiny adjustment.

  DanielleinDC  |  32

I think he meant that having his hand up a woman's vagina to do a pelvic was no big deal because he's had his hand up many vaginas in the context of pleasure. Someone should remind him that there is a difference between sexual touching and clinical touching.

  DocBastard  |  38

We can? Hm, that's news to me.

I'm afraid porn has lied to you. I assure you that the nurses are not dropping their panties in the elevators at the sight of us.