By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:27 - United States - Westerville

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Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
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Practice makes perfect.

I teach my medical students that prostate exams are a lot like weight lifting - there's a lot of grunting and moaning and sweating, and one guy always feels tired at the end.

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Why is this an FML?

Practice makes perfect.

Friends can certainly help!

No one is perfect. Why practice?

But practice makes perfect. So why not?

I always thought it was perfect practice that makes perfect. Just because I practice holding my breath under water doesn't mean I will grow gills.

44 - It's a never ending cycle, ultimately meaning you should never stop practicing... he he he

No it's not. Once someone practiced enough, someone's perfect. Inb4 Pokemon references.

44- I've always been told "Practice doesn't make perfect. It makes you better at something." To me there's always room for improvement, even if its a tiny adjustment.

and nobody perfect so why practice?

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I don't think the aforementioned vaginas he had his hand up had anything to do with his job.

Ha, aforementioned vaginas

But last month was his first pelvic exam, so the vaginas he's referring to were for fun not work.....

I think he meant that having his hand up a woman's vagina to do a pelvic was no big deal because he's had his hand up many vaginas in the context of pleasure. Someone should remind him that there is a difference between sexual touching and clinical touching.

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Yes, heaven forbid people enjoy their sexual desires (as long as they're responsible). Don't slut-shame.

As long as he says "no homo" before doing the examination, he'll be fine.

Your profile picture... Get out...

Welshite, did you do 10 pounds of meth before writing your profile description?

15 It was catnip..

I hope to God your account was hacked, Welshite.

26 Bad thing about it is, no swaggot has enough brains to hack..

No he was on dandruff.

his description... I almost feel as it I'm being trolled...

That could work for a lot of situations

it seems hacked to me... i liked his profile before and it doesnt seem like him; unless he did a complete 180

Fear not for Welshite. That last sentence of the first paragraph absolutely stinks of KaySL. She must be up to her old hax0ring again.

I don't kniw what to say here welshy, I imagined this and I chuckled, guess it's not everybodys' cup of tea.

Or he doesn't have to say anything since its his job.-_-

Guys its a reference from the boondocks

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who says that the OPs a man/lesbian?

I don't think it matters. Correct me if I'm wrong but hearing about your partners past isn't really pleasant for anyone..

Who says she's straight?

Just tell him to avoid eye contact afterwards.

False, OP's fiancé must keep constant eye contact during the entire exam. He might as well be taking him to dinner afterwards!

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I fail to see how that makes it any less bothersome.

Doesn't surprise me, doctors can get laid A LOT

We can? Hm, that's news to me. I'm afraid porn has lied to you. I assure you that the nurses are not dropping their panties in the elevators at the sight of us.

Hell! the many doctors I personally know all have multiple girlfriends (if you can call them that!):P

22- Porn? More like scrubs and Greys Anatomy...haha