Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 389
You deserved it 7 050

Same thing different taste

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Brolin 4

Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something

Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."

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it's okay. a prostate exam is supposed to make you have an erection. as for your wife, tell her that that hardon is what (i hope) makes sex happen.

bosco_kk 0

I guess you got your prostate waaaay too stimulated. lulz

Many, many men find prostate stimulation to be extremely arousing. It's normal and your doc has probably seen that before. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Your wife, however, is a bitch. If she had any sense, she'd just use this knowledge to spark up your sex life. Instead she used it as a weapon to humiliate you. Make an appointment with a marriage counselor.

lifeasweknewit 0

Hahaha lmao. That IS pretty funny. FYL if the doctor was a guy though!

ashbaby010 0

sounds like my mom. doesn't get when to keep something between the two of you. but yeah, FYL. to both parts.

proud_liberal 0

#41 ughsucks- no moron, everyone wouldn't be poor if the rich white ppl shared the money they stole from hardworking African Americans. People like you make me ashamed to be white. I bet ur a republican

oh if we were back in ancient assyrian times you could drown your wife for doing that :P lol

I remember my first prostate exam. The doc said I don't feel anything abnormal. I said that makes one of us.

Dude, your wife is totally outta line, i mean that's like personal! Who cares? It's a natural reflex! Pwned!

well now you know something else you are into. i'd be pretty pissed at the wife for sharing this all over town, it's a private matter.