By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 11:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 050
You deserved it 14 941

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jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!

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oh man that sucks.

Not all Vibrators come with batteries, she might of taken ones out from the vemote or something else which have been used already quite a bit.

today I was vibrating in some girls vagina and it smelled so bad I died

WTF #275 saying shit like that means you probly never Evan seen anybody nude don't lie to your self

WTF 276 grammar like that makes you look like a retard.

get lithium batteries they rock

I second that.

Not all vibrators come with batteries, but it seems that all women do.

no way.. just your luck eh?

lol definitely not her luck, but seriously, either your friend must have used the vibrator a lot or you took a REALLY long time to orgasm.

...and she was left disappointed again. Sad story:(

Shii if she was in bed with me she wouldn't have even needed a vibrator

No fucking shit Sherlock.

next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!

lmao! awesome reference.

R0FL i WANNA MAKE A MOVIE....OH YEA.....NICE

It might have been an awesome reference if he didn't do it wrong. He gave all the steps. Lame.

what's left (advice dog rules)

#269, Do you even know what you are talking about?

Get more batteries.

or she could just get energizer batteries. if she could live with the "bunny that never stops."

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

Same thing i was thinking

That's what I'm sayin'!!

If it takes her that long to orgasm, no wonder it's never happened with a guy!

Your life's ruined because you didn't have an orgasm? Doesn't take much these days...

I think the whole idea of this FML was meant to be ironic. She'd never had an orgasm with a man, and right before she almost reached her point with the vibrator, it died.

How is that even remotely ironic...?

Ehehehe.. life sucks

...so? Don't know how to pleasure yourself, eh?