FML : Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the...

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Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 June 2009 11:23 / United States

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By FBIWarning | 0

#307713 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:03

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

By Nev09 | 0

#307705 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:02

next time:

1) set up webcam
2) post up movie
3) ????
4) profit!

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By heatherlk4 | 0

#307694 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:01

oh man that sucks.

etch_a_scetch | 0

#588949 - Sunday 27 September 2009 2:09

Not all Vibrators come with batteries,
she might of taken ones out from the vemote or something else which have been used already quite a bit.

pedobearsstalker | 0

#906473 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:24

today I was vibrating in some girls vagina and it smelled so bad I died

metalhead256 | 0

#915816 - Friday 5 March 2010 4:05

WTF #275 saying shit like that means you probly never Evan seen anybody nude don't lie to your self

look_its_me | 0

#940509 - Saturday 13 March 2010 0:21

WTF 276 grammar like that makes you look like a retard.

omg_thats_funny | 0

#1035807 - Saturday 19 June 2010 11:04

#275 hilarious :)

starcraft2FTW | 0

#1679757 - Thursday 11 November 2010 0:26

get lithium batteries they rock

iBiteRoses | 22

#3712749 - Saturday 10 December 2011 23:00

I second that.

waffle3z | 6

#5622373 - Sunday 11 August 2013 7:50

Not all vibrators come with batteries, but it seems that all women do.

By strawberryy_fml | 0

#307702 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:02

no way.. just your luck eh?

urmomluvsme | 0

#319377 - Friday 19 June 2009 4:02

lol definitely not her luck, but seriously, either your friend must have used the vibrator a lot or you took a REALLY long time to orgasm.

nike1 | 0

#329914 - Monday 22 June 2009 13:34

That's true.

laneylovesu2 | 3

#3231266 - Sunday 4 September 2011 2:03

...and she was left disappointed again. Sad story:(

Horcruxer | 0

#3775378 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:16

Shii if she was in bed with me she wouldn't have even needed a vibrator

MrMassive | 0

#4728055 - Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:52

No fucking shit Sherlock.

By Nev09 | 0

#307705 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:02

next time:

1) set up webcam
2) post up movie
3) ????
4) profit!

lawlfyl | 0

#327182 - Sunday 21 June 2009 19:15

lmao! awesome reference.

HELLO_KITTY904 | 0

#332033 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:00

R0FL i WANNA MAKE A MOVIE....OH YEA.....NICE

imago_fml | 0

#644306 - Thursday 29 October 2009 13:25

It might have been an awesome reference if he didn't do it wrong. He gave all the steps. Lame.

iluvsidney | 0

#820925 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 6:18

do it

griffmo24 | 0

#1354710 - Sunday 5 September 2010 11:07

what's left (advice dog rules)

navalacademy2015 | 4

#4858085 - Saturday 25 August 2012 5:39

#269, Do you even know what you are talking about?

By diki_fml | 2

#307706 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:03

LOL

By Associate | 0

#307707 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:03

Get more batteries.

karmaSUCKS321453 | 0

#1072343 - Thursday 8 July 2010 0:59

or she could just get energizer batteries. if she could live with the "bunny that never stops."

By awuh_man | 0

#307711 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:03

that's hot

By FBIWarning | 0

#307713 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:03

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

Justice264 | 0

#3027278 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:22

Same thing i was thinking

angeluv_2014 | 22

#4709245 - Thursday 19 July 2012 21:08

That's what I'm sayin'!!

ItIsMeSRC | 7

#6125500 - Saturday 22 November 2014 22:01

If it takes her that long to orgasm, no wonder it's never happened with a guy!

By wowfmlife | 0

#307715 - Monday 15 June 2009 20:04

Your life's ruined because you didn't have an orgasm? Doesn't take much these days...

NikkiFlysKites | 8

#2510038 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:44

I think the whole idea of this FML was meant to be ironic. She'd never had an orgasm with a man, and right before she almost reached her point with the vibrator, it died.