By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 11:23 - United States

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Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
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FBIWarning 0

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

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Nev09 0
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next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!

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heatherlk4 0
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oh man that sucks.

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etch_a_scetch 0
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Not all Vibrators come with batteries, she might of taken ones out from the vemote or something else which have been used already quite a bit.

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pedobearsstalker 0

today I was vibrating in some girls vagina and it smelled so bad I died

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metalhead256 0
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WTF #275 saying shit like that means you probly never Evan seen anybody nude don't lie to your self

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look_its_me 0
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WTF 276 grammar like that makes you look like a retard.

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starcraft2FTW 0
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get lithium batteries they rock

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iBiteRoses 22

I second that.

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waffle3z 6
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Not all vibrators come with batteries, but it seems that all women do.

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strawberryy_fml 0
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no way.. just your luck eh?

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urmomluvsme 0

lol definitely not her luck, but seriously, either your friend must have used the vibrator a lot or you took a REALLY long time to orgasm.

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laneylovesu2 3
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...and she was left disappointed again. Sad story:(

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Horcruxer 0

Shii if she was in bed with me she wouldn't have even needed a vibrator

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MrMassive 0
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No fucking shit Sherlock.

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Nev09 0
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next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!

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lawlfyl 0

lmao! awesome reference.

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HELLO_KITTY904 0

R0FL i WANNA MAKE A MOVIE....OH YEA.....NICE

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imago_fml 0
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It might have been an awesome reference if he didn't do it wrong. He gave all the steps. Lame.

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griffmo24 0
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what's left (advice dog rules)

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navalacademy2015 4

#269, Do you even know what you are talking about?

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diki_fml 2

LOL

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Associate 0
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Get more batteries.

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karmaSUCKS321453 0

or she could just get energizer batteries. if she could live with the "bunny that never stops."

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awuh_man 0

that's hot

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FBIWarning 0

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

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Justice264 0
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Same thing i was thinking

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angeluv_2014 22
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That's what I'm sayin'!!

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ItIsMeSRC 7
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If it takes her that long to orgasm, no wonder it's never happened with a guy!

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wowfmlife 0

Your life's ruined because you didn't have an orgasm? Doesn't take much these days...

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NikkiFlysKites 8

I think the whole idea of this FML was meant to be ironic. She'd never had an orgasm with a man, and right before she almost reached her point with the vibrator, it died.

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NotDave 0
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How is that even remotely ironic...?

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Iwannabetreo 11
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Ehehehe.. life sucks

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som_fml 0
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...so? Don't know how to pleasure yourself, eh?

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