Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
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heatherlk4
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oh man that sucks.
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etch_a_scetch
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Not all Vibrators come with batteries,
she might of taken ones out from the vemote or something else which have been used already quite a bit.
she might of taken ones out from the vemote or something else which have been used already quite a bit.
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pedobearsstalker
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today I was vibrating in some girls vagina and it smelled so bad I died
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metalhead256
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WTF #275 saying shit like that means you probly never Evan seen anybody nude don't lie to your self
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look_its_me
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WTF 276 grammar like that makes you look like a retard.
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omg_thats_funny
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#275 hilarious :)
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starcraft2FTW
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get lithium batteries they rock
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iBiteRoses
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I second that.
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waffle3z
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Not all vibrators come with batteries, but it seems that all women do.
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strawberryy_fml
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no way.. just your luck eh?
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urmomluvsme
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lol definitely not her luck, but seriously, either your friend must have used the vibrator a lot or you took a REALLY long time to orgasm.
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nike1
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That's true.
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laneylovesu2
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...and she was left disappointed again. Sad story:(
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Horcruxer
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Shii if she was in bed with me she wouldn't have even needed a vibrator
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MrMassive
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No fucking shit Sherlock.
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Nev09
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next time:
1) set up webcam
2) post up movie
3) ????
4) profit!
1) set up webcam
2) post up movie
3) ????
4) profit!
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lawlfyl
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lmao! awesome reference.
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HELLO_KITTY904
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R0FL i WANNA MAKE A MOVIE....OH YEA.....NICE
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imago_fml
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It might have been an awesome reference if he didn't do it wrong. He gave all the steps. Lame.
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iluvsidney
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do it
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griffmo24
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what's left (advice dog rules)
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navalacademy2015
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#269, Do you even know what you are talking about?
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diki_fml
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LOL
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Associate
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Get more batteries.
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karmaSUCKS321453
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or she could just get energizer batteries. if she could live with the "bunny that never stops."
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awuh_man
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that's hot
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FBIWarning
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jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?
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Justice264
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Same thing i was thinking
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angeluv_2014
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That's what I'm sayin'!!
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ItIsMeSRC
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If it takes her that long to orgasm, no wonder it's never happened with a guy!
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wowfmlife
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Your life's ruined because you didn't have an orgasm? Doesn't take much these days...
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NikkiFlysKites
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I think the whole idea of this FML was meant to be ironic. She'd never had an orgasm with a man, and right before she almost reached her point with the vibrator, it died.
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NotDave
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How is that even remotely ironic...?
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Iwannabetreo
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Ehehehe.. life sucks
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som_fml
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...so? Don't know how to pleasure yourself, eh?
1) set up webcam
2) post up movie
3) ????
4) profit!