Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 02:00

Spicy
Today, for our third date, we watched a romantic movie at my house. The sex scene got me all hot and bothered, so I started holding his hand, massaging his thigh, and even fondling his dick, but when I turned to pounce on him right then and there, the bastard was asleep from boredom. FML
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He was probably exhausted from masturbating twice in the basement at work. Maybe you ought to force him to go to the gym to build his stamina.

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He was probably exhausted from masturbating twice in the basement at work. Maybe you ought to force him to go to the gym to build his stamina.