By corn - 03/06/2011 01:44 - United Kingdom
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Floaters...
some good premium sniff, no worries mate
This is why I don't want to be a lifeguard.
Ohhh, SNAP Bingababe! : )
47.. awsome!. anyways I was a lifegaurd once and some blue kid god me fired!
got* my bad
that sounds awesome.
I hope the OP saved some of dat sweet corn for later, that's the perks of being a lifeguard mmm.
This is like Caddyshack. SPALDING NO!!!! DOODIE!!!!
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Show it anywayNo. Just no. That joke was so lame, it hurts. lol
Ahhhhhh! nice.
For Fucks Sake, it only took to the 2nd comment for the lame ass shitty remark.
52 I agree, it's def the most overused pun! it gets old fast!
i liked 33's comment though
WTF 52 ur wrinklier than my grandpa"s balls
Yummy, looks like you will have a happy next meal with those images in your head.
I was eating when I read this FML
same with yours
I agree.
Sweetcorn out the wazoo? I'd like an explanation here.
Wouldn't you drain the pool first?
Are you high?
yep! I call bullshit on this one... and its not even that funny. I was a life guard and a kid pooped in the pool. they had to drain the pool and everyone had to get out of the water .. including guards.
yeah that would be all unsanitary and whatnot to let people swim in shit-contaminated water...
You guys are retarded. People pee in pools all the time and they don't get drained for that. Proper procedure is to remove the chunks and add a little extra chlorine to the pool.
At least no one pushed you in
Yumm, I totally wanted to read this while eating. yay me.
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That was a corny joke...
how did you know it was "sweet" corn. lol