By corn - 3/6/2011 01:44 - United Kingdom
Today, whilst at my job as a lifeguard, a small child decided he couldn't hold it any longer and released his bowels in the pool. It was my job to clean up his dump, including the floating pieces of sweetcorn. FML
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  cmwatson33  |  2

I know 23 didn't approach in the best way, but she was just firing back at a rude and unneeded comeback. Hers was equally unnessecary, but you should come on FML just to put people down. she shouldn't have done it either, but you're just using straight-up hypocrisy.

  red1355  |  6

uuummmmm.... ya. that is a bio hazzard!! you would have to drain the pool and scrub it with certain chemicals before u could let anyone swim in it again....

  california283  |  6

yep! I call bullshit on this one... and its not even that funny. I was a life guard and a kid pooped in the pool. they had to drain the pool and everyone had to get out of the water .. including guards.

  irritatedone  |  5

You guys are retarded. People pee in pools all the time and they don't get drained for that. Proper procedure is to remove the chunks and add a little extra chlorine to the pool.