By corn - 03/06/2011 01:44 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst at my job as a lifeguard, a small child decided he couldn't hold it any longer and released his bowels in the pool. It was my job to clean up his dump, including the floating pieces of sweetcorn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 228
You deserved it 3 285

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That was a corny joke...

how did you know it was "sweet" corn. lol


some good premium sniff, no worries mate

This is why I don't want to be a lifeguard.

Been there... I hate little kids with a passion.

Well it's a good thing you'll probably never have any then, isn't it?

Ohhh, SNAP Bingababe! : )

47.. awsome!. anyways I was a lifegaurd once and some blue kid god me fired!

that sounds awesome.

I hope the OP saved some of dat sweet corn for later, that's the perks of being a lifeguard mmm.

I would follow him home sneak into his bed room and have a vicious victory shit all over his bed! America!!!!

"I don't remember having any corn!!"

Thumb it down people....but you all know it's true!!

This is like Caddyshack. SPALDING NO!!!! DOODIE!!!!

82, what the fuck O.o

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No. Just no. That joke was so lame, it hurts. lol

That was a corny joke...

For Fucks Sake, it only took to the 2nd comment for the lame ass shitty remark.

52 I agree, it's def the most overused pun! it gets old fast!

haha..that.was.funny. only not... Gosh, your job really stinks!!

i liked 33's comment though

If 33's pun was intended; awesome comment!

WTF 52 ur wrinklier than my grandpa"s balls

Yummy, looks like you will have a happy next meal with those images in your head.

I was eating when I read this FML

little kids are annoying as fuck!

so are pricks like you

your pic kinda freaks me out....

same with yours

I know 23 didn't approach in the best way, but she was just firing back at a rude and unneeded comeback. Hers was equally unnessecary, but you should come on FML just to put people down. she shouldn't have done it either, but you're just using straight-up hypocrisy.

Sweetcorn out the wazoo? I'd like an explanation here.

Wouldn't you drain the pool first?

uuummmmm.... ya. that is a bio hazzard!! you would have to drain the pool and scrub it with certain chemicals before u could let anyone swim in it again....

yep! I call bullshit on this one... and its not even that funny. I was a life guard and a kid pooped in the pool. they had to drain the pool and everyone had to get out of the water .. including guards.

yeah that would be all unsanitary and whatnot to let people swim in shit-contaminated water...

You guys are retarded. People pee in pools all the time and they don't get drained for that. Proper procedure is to remove the chunks and add a little extra chlorine to the pool.

proper procedure for pools under 50,000 gallons is to drain them. If over 50 you clean and add double shock to the affected pool.

He left you your lunch in the pool, let's just say he thought of you.

At least no one pushed you in

Free lunch at work today!(: haha sorry though, doesn't sound like much fun at all/:

Yumm, I totally wanted to read this while eating. yay me.