By Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML
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wishfulthinks 19
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Silver linings OP - At least you didn't have to pick it up!

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archnarquibquib 21
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That's absolutely disgusting. I dry heaved reading that.

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wishfulthinks 19
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Silver linings OP - At least you didn't have to pick it up!

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happyturtle 16
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it's the poop throwing guy from 9gag!!! :D

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Rainbow2Cloud 12
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That and OP didn't have to see it!

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slingerslasher 24
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Plot twist: OP is a college professor.

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pabj208 23
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Yep, sounds like problem solved to me!

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NotPatSajak 11
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I would probably back away slowly and avoid all hand contact with that student until the end of time.

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triple666__ 19
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oh then it's fine. ;)

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Woedel 25
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Ehh, at least she flushed it down herself and you didn't have to do that.. This is good time to be thankful for the chlorine in pools!

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Woedel 25
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*A good time. As in, let her wash up and push her in. Not that it's less gross.

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TechnicallyWrong 12
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How old are your students? And at least she didn't keep it there. But FYL indeed.

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JazzHandsFML 28
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it's likely very young due to the inability to swim or control bowel movements, but then again a lot of people don't know how to swim. and most elderly cannot control bowel movements

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p36288 17
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The category says Kid, so she must be very little...

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Welshite 39
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Every time I go to the pool I'm tempted to throw a snickers bar in and then eat it in front of horror stricken stares. This girl missed a golden opportunity to take it to a whole new level.

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foxy4353 10
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Ugh... who'd eat a soaked snickers bar?

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brieee 23
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I really hope they were a kid since it's not specified...

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Sneado 20

What a crappy situation.

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AndyPurdy 31
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why does everyone use that?

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jerryj 27
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Because they are scum.

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False_Stupidity 41
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There's always that one person......

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PePziNL 20

You know those jokes that are so overused they become funny again? This isn't one of them.

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archnarquibquib 21
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That's absolutely disgusting. I dry heaved reading that.

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Weiss_Schnee 14
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Nothing to do with the post, just saying that the qurians annoy the hell out of me. Goodbye.

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Bookworm257 13
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That's just gross. I hope you had a talk with the student and/or their parents.

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