By Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Silver linings OP - At least you didn't have to pick it up!

That's absolutely disgusting. I dry heaved reading that.

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Silver linings OP - At least you didn't have to pick it up!

I would probably back away slowly and avoid all hand contact with that student until the end of time.

Ehh, at least she flushed it down herself and you didn't have to do that.. This is good time to be thankful for the chlorine in pools!

*A good time. As in, let her wash up and push her in. Not that it's less gross.

How old are your students? And at least she didn't keep it there. But FYL indeed.

it's likely very young due to the inability to swim or control bowel movements, but then again a lot of people don't know how to swim. and most elderly cannot control bowel movements

The category says Kid, so she must be very little...

Every time I go to the pool I'm tempted to throw a snickers bar in and then eat it in front of horror stricken stares. This girl missed a golden opportunity to take it to a whole new level.

Ugh... who'd eat a soaked snickers bar?

I really hope they were a kid since it's not specified...

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You know those jokes that are so overused they become funny again? This isn't one of them.

That's absolutely disgusting. I dry heaved reading that.

Nothing to do with the post, just saying that the qurians annoy the hell out of me. Goodbye.

That's just gross. I hope you had a talk with the student and/or their parents.