Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
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Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
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0goodtimes0 13
So much for Canadians being super nice
RobinGoodfellow 47
Sneezes: doing their best to ruin lives.
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Comments (61)
sonnyrosa 32
Oh my gosh, I read this FML and my stomach turned. I feel for you OP. I'm sorry that people are such assholes. I would have taken you to the hospital myself. Let us know how you're doing please?
dimasev 12
Epic sneeze
badgercheese94 16
Pain is funny when it happens to others. Hope your shoulder heals soon.
grimpeeper 13
Assholes. They should at least help you up.
HylianWarrior 21
Don't they realize that you should make sure that there are no serious injuries before you laugh your ass off.
RayvenWhite 12
Hmmm considering I've laughed at my friends for such things I would have laughed first before realizing you were indeed in pain then help. I'm just a morbid person.
sprints54 19
I would've to sorry but that's funny
d3athm3tal 10
I'd make sure you're OK then laugh my ass off
Karls_Marx 13
I fell 8 feet in my garage on my back on concrete no bones were broken
shotgun_girl 17
I laugh as I help cuz I can't stop myself.