By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 17:17 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML
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Same thing different taste

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been there done that, fyl seriously, ik how much it sucks

Vandoren have an awesome Apple blossom cork grease, use that instead of one that smells like a gym floor?!

I've used chapstick as cork grease back in middle school band days, but never vice versa. I had an unflavored one in the clarinet case so I didn't get cherry reeds, and it was easy to grab the wrong one, but I would think you'd notice cork grease smell before it hit your lips...

Same here. I did it when I still played the clarinet

At least your clarinet smells like cherries.

Just use your instrument, that could fix the problem.

Well I guess at least your clarinet smells good?

Sorry to hear that but cherries do smell good :)

At least it wasn't used to unclog a toilet.

Chapsticks are tiny, why would anyone try and unclog a toilet with it?

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THE PASH PINGING THE FASH RINGING THE GASH SINGING THE TRASH CRINGING THE MASH TINGING

Patrick Star: "SQUIDWARD, I USED YOUR CLARINET TO UNCLOG MY TOILET!"

It could have been Ben Gay confused with hemmorhoid cream. That is a lose lose situation.