By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 17:17 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML
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swaglesshipster 23
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Band kid problems

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darryaz 9
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At least your clarinet smells like cherries.

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quickit 24
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So does your comment.

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Grey_Tempest 16
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Nice reply! :3

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tinyrosie 21
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there's a thumbs up button for that too :)

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Killswitchknot 20
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Should've said that it blows, because of the clarinet

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jillrq 12
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Shouldn't "That blows" be a more appropriate response?

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incoherentrmblr 21
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Wah, Wah, Wah, Wawawawaaahhhh...

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UWOT 23
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been there done that, fyl seriously, ik how much it sucks

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Dramori 29
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Vandoren have an awesome Apple blossom cork grease, use that instead of one that smells like a gym floor?!

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blackonblight 32
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I've used chapstick as cork grease back in middle school band days, but never vice versa. I had an unflavored one in the clarinet case so I didn't get cherry reeds, and it was easy to grab the wrong one, but I would think you'd notice cork grease smell before it hit your lips...

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Um_bye 21
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Same here. I did it when I still played the clarinet

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darryaz 9
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At least your clarinet smells like cherries.

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Daevas 18
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Just use your instrument, that could fix the problem.

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AverageJoey 18
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Well I guess at least your clarinet smells good?

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appletreee 30
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Sorry to hear that but cherries do smell good :)

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swaglesshipster 23
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Band kid problems

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lkreykes 14
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the struggle is real

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kpetrovski 24
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HAHAHA, yup.

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Regimental_Phan 18
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DRUMLINE DOESNT HAVE THAT PROBLEM!!! GO SNARES!!

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PenguinBitch 43
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At least it wasn't used to unclog a toilet.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Really makes ya think.

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Mauskau 35
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Chapsticks are tiny, why would anyone try and unclog a toilet with it?

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tantanpanda 26
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#41, spongebob reference.

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Ilikepie82479 20
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THE PASH PINGING THE FASH RINGING THE GASH SINGING THE TRASH CRINGING THE MASH TINGING

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Futacy 29
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Patrick Star: "SQUIDWARD, I USED YOUR CLARINET TO UNCLOG MY TOILET!"

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wvcheesehead 13
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It could have been Ben Gay confused with hemmorhoid cream. That is a lose lose situation.

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