Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
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Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
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Shadowflames420 0
did you look good half naked? if you did, who cares!
hotlips15 0
lmao did anyone see?
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Comments (144)
DeadMansCrack 4
what did 6,8,9,11 and 12 say?
adelaide_evening 0
#41, an Epi-pen would probably be nice. However, I'm pretty sure that whole not-being-able-breath-thing that would occur before she got the Epi-pen out would still be pretty unpleasant and grounds for a spastic fit.
happierthenyou 0
bug repellent.
dwights 0
girl or guy?
Theos_fml 0
If you freak out and start tearing your clothes off, a bee would be more likely to sting you, and you have to put up with the embarassment. If you just froze, it would go away, or in your case, you would have had time to realize it was the string from your jacket hood. And #34, Jacket strings with scotch tape around them (like on shoe laces) can probably feel remarkably like a crustacean of sorts. Nice and rigid with something soft and fuzzy on it...(I've had a bee climb up my pant leg)
lolajelly 0
better to be safe than sorry!
Will09 0
well that sucks.... time for.... BUG REPELLANT!!!!!!
Bear_Sandwich 0
aw man that's horrible :( bees scare the crap out of me. I freaked out so bad from getting stung once that I started this massive paranoia throughout the day camp I was attending XD
well_this_sucks 0
I AGREE WITH #43!!!!
Jeffo314 0
OH NO NOT THE BEES!!