Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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Mrs Pincher Creek, Canada In a relationship
offbeans
United States
Duped
United States
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML