Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML
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gaby904 0
**** that guys life... jeez, that must've been awkward
urlifeisraped 0
Haha ur such a doosh
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Comments (145)
scateice 0
#113-agreed They should earn they're own ******* money, not take ours
Lunchb0xKing 0
He must smell like shit!!!!!
Stevo1617204 0
o really beacuse today I was going I ask some one for the time and they said I don't have any spare change
coldglass 0
Asshole.
antimony 0
So what? How is that an FML? You will never see him again so this really doesn't affect your life...at all.
AnotherStranger2 0
*sigh* When you assume...
Budweisser 0
YDI for assuming who he is because of his looks and clothes
fml_and_gfy 0
Haha nice. He should post here "I went to ask for the time, and this person replied 'I don't have any spare change', I was wearing by best Sunday suite. FML"
cutelilbumny 0
U dickwad :) ydi for automaticly expecting homeless.
fortytwo 0
Every single person here sucks ass at reading. The OP was running late for work. Let me say that again because you are all too thick-headed to understand it. The OP was running late for work. This is why, before even being asked anything, he took the precautionary step of saying that he didn't have any spare change when a stranger walked up to him. When I went to NYC, the ONLY people that walked up to me were either asking for money, or asking if I could take their picture (I had about three different people ask me to take their picture). Since the guy walked up to the OP and the OP was late, he beat the guy to the punch and told him he didn't have any money.