Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, in order to have a nice relaxing bubble bath, I lit candles, played soothing music, and poured myself a glass of wine. Just as I was about to get in, I slipped on a patch of wet floor, dumped the wine on myself, and fell backward into the tub… that didn't have any water in it. Now I’m soaked in wine and bruised. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
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Top comments
lekiat 0
looks like this job isn't meant for you
ImThePope 2
Everybody has those days, just...... maybe not as bad as that. Hopefully you gave your co-employees a good laugh? ;D
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Comments (113)
RyDawg918 0
spilt? try spilled you idiot
jobeyy 4
spilt is british english, fool. OP is from the UK. Who's the idiot here?
ReynshineCutting 10
Well he is from OU. Can't expect any intelligence there.
FFML_314 11
You are stupid, 32. I say this with love.
DocBastard 38
Pen and FFML, RyDawg's profile clearly states "I don't give a mutha ****", so I'm not sure why you're bothering to correct him. ****** grammer nazis lololololol SHIT
HeavyMetalViking 0
Want some cheese with that whine?
rrrmmmvvv 0
Hahaa. No.
starwind3438 9
Accident prone much?
bigjohnny 3
do you mean you spilled it?
JenL_fml 7
OP is from the UK. That's how it's spelled (or spelt) over there.
4ll4b0utm3 0
thats an indication that tour tipsy
hihi1212 1
honestly if if i ate there i would not tip you and make sure your boss new. maybe choose to goto college? or did you not graduate high school? im guessing your a drop out by your career choice.
agummere796 0
bitchy much?!
Starcuse 4
You can't say much about going to college and being a drop out with that spelling...
mandalore92 0
I didn't realize they taught how to carry glasses at high school and college. Maybe that's why your spelling and grammar are shit, but I bet you can carry wine like a ************.
hihi1212 1
well sorry about the spelling and im a bitch for life dolls. i just get to the point. but no im in acting school. and about to auditions for movies and shows motherfuc*ers
JenL_fml 7
Practice makes perfect. :)
jonbigcountry421 0
fail
spartanfan68 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha