Everybody has those days, just...... maybe not as bad as that. Hopefully you gave your co-employees a good laugh? ;D

Maybe a different job is right for you...

Oh oh oh, you mean like a clown? :D

this isnt really a FML, I mean, everyone makes mistakes. sure, you may have pissed off the customers but seriously, who cares? you'll never see them again, right?

"History repeats itself."

learn from the past or it will come back and kick your ass

Man, there should be an Official FML 'Newbies' Introduction Book!
29, the point of FML is just to get something shitty that's happened to you off your mind; a way to give others and maybe even yourself a laugh. The Mods obviously found it FML worthy.

I recommend finding a job that doesn't involve work that can be affected by your clumsiness

maybe you should get a job that doesn't involve carrying drinks or things that spill..

^^ that show is awesome

third times a charm

guys she does deserve it because you pour wine into the glass after you get to the table never before

deja vu?

I keep hearing that term. Am I experiencing it now?

No

deja vu?

deja vu?

Déjà moo - the feeling you've heard this bullshit before.

detention

Watch your step!! **CRASH**

I've heard of this, its a common symptom of having to left feet....

two*^

Monsieur drinks red wine at work! Maybe Monsieur needs to slow down on the alcohol!

Oops! I didn't understood "waiting on table"! my bad I thought he was drinking red wine at work!

parlez vois francais?

Oui. Et meme plutot bien! :D

vous*

looks like this job isn't meant for you

Maybe he had an inner ear infection..

that sucks. I hope your work uniform isn't all white!

not anymore, in any case

^ lol

Perhaps a new career path?

lool fyl!

Lay off the Tequila, my friend.

Or the red wine he was conveniently already carrying.

Were checking out someone? That would an understandable circumstance.