Miscellaneous: Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind...

By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

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Slippin'

By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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Slippin' and a slidin'

By sandra22 - 22/01/2011 08:49 - France

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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illmatic2 16

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:58

That's what you get for being rude.

Privations_fml 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:00

Even if she were stepping on your skis, she probably would have been doing it by accident. No reason to be so bitchy about it.

Comments

meegsiiee 5

Sunday 27 February 2011 1:14

ydi.. dats wat u get for bein rude

palltaru 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 1:19

Ya..

mad_hatter0666 22

Sunday 27 February 2011 1:22

bet you felt like an ass, moron.

demetrius19 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 1:43

now what if him and that lady get married one day..........lol u never know:)

catalin 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:10

I suppose you don't know your own length. I hate to bring this to you, but you will be alone for the most part of your life if you keep this up. And yes, you totally deserve it, and then some ! Think before you open your mouth is what you should be doing.

fthku 13

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:28

It seems like so many FMLrs never heard of politeness. There's no politely asking andor moderately arguing for you people. There's silence and then straight to yelling. Just unbelievablely rude.

randomaccess745 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:58

that's why they end up on FML; they do stupid, douchey crap and karma gets them back for it.

fthku 13

Sunday 27 February 2011 12:04

Yes, I suppose what I meant was that a lot of FMLs end with YDI, and most of those are stories just like this.

mattitucklove01 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:53

please next time in the future keep your mouth shut until you get all the facts before running your big fat mouth! boy you must have felt a wee bit small ! sure hope you apologized!