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By cazzb - 16/09/2014 04:17 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By some band player - 10/03/2014 02:09 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 06:52 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By yayibs - 04/12/2015 03:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML

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Dancing queen

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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superwolf33 15

Tuesday 16 September 2014 16:22

That some talent

PrincessCastiel 27

Tuesday 16 September 2014 16:22

He sounds like a great musician. Such potential. Much wow

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 16 September 2014 16:40

As long as it didnt stink up the room. Sometimes loud farts have no smell...but those silent ones make your eyes water.

Zman2017 18

Tuesday 16 September 2014 17:00

At least he didn't fart stairway to heaven

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 16 September 2014 18:20

Butt, "The piper's calling you to join him"

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 16 September 2014 18:43

Or Freebird... No one ever plays Freebird. Not even on the asstrumpet apparently.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 16 September 2014 17:10

Shave and a hair cut... Two *****! He could have framed Roger Rabbit

MrsKim04231991 3

Tuesday 16 September 2014 18:30

That's awesome! Lmfao

jland7 2

Tuesday 16 September 2014 19:51

this was a stupid post... really?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 16 September 2014 20:50

Beans are the musical fruit...

DataWog 30

Tuesday 16 September 2014 21:31

I once managed to crack out 'shave and a haircut' with my neck. Krick kri-kri-krick krick, krick-krick!

vikky538 28

Tuesday 16 September 2014 23:17

looks like he does not need any instruments to play music..all in his soul and BODY...

jerichojewels 3

Tuesday 16 September 2014 23:20

Hahaha awesome music geek story

sanuxo_ 22

Tuesday 16 September 2014 23:32

Talented in both ways!

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