Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, "So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML
Today, I excitedly told my best friends I was pregnant. Their responses were, "Ewww, I hate babies", "So we're not getting brunch anymore? That sucks" and "Do you need an abortion? I know a great clinic." Not one of them congratulated me. FML
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML
Today, I had a miscarriage. My partner doesn't understand why I'm upset, saying, "It wasn't even a real baby yet." FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
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Top comments
emjay09 0
I'm sorry. that's terrible.
LOLatU87 0
That is Heartless ....... I'm sorry you lost your baby
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Comments (132)
Bananaque 0
a new baby brings great joy, why wouldn't she talk about it?? you sound like one of those fake ass "inconsiderate" (btw) bitches!
KYLAsaysRAWR 0
one thing, if you so end up wanting to get pregnant anytime soon, lay off the drinking. it could cause another miscarriage, if you end up pregnant. just a pointer.
FFML_314 12
A Unicron is a female Unicorn killer.
ThinkBlueFoo 0
Your life doesn't suck. Your friends suck.
uridea 14
I'm so sorry to hear that :(
crissybear 8
she was probably trying to get her mind of things.... and THOUGHT that it was a good idea for say that..! ha
Arsonnist 3
It's a single piece of cron. Get it right 42. Now they don't understand you.
RedPillSucks 33
Actually, its a cron that's had its testicles removed
Schizomaniac 24
So many definitions! Which one is it D:
kingghidorah 10
109 actually wouldn't it be someone with one ******** removed?