Today, while tearfully telling my closest friends that I had miscarried my first pregnancy, the first thing out of their mouths was, "So, does this mean you're going to start drinking with us again?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child, to which he replied, "Thank God!" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML
Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML
Today, I excitedly told my best friends I was pregnant. Their responses were, "Ewww, I hate babies", "So we're not getting brunch anymore? That sucks" and "Do you need an abortion? I know a great clinic." Not one of them congratulated me. FML
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML
Today, I had a miscarriage. My partner doesn't understand why I'm upset, saying, "It wasn't even a real baby yet." FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
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Top comments
emjay09 0
I'm sorry. that's terrible.
LOLatU87 0
That is Heartless ....... I'm sorry you lost your baby
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FFML_314 12
Mine of course.
wDeemish 0
sorry for the baby :( and your friends are bitches :
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
No, it's unicorn pronz.
BoyBeyond 0
I mean kids are alot of work to take care of. I mean it sucks but who knows it could be a hidden blessing maybe it was just not the right time to have one. Enjoy your freedom for awhile. Then if you want try to have a kid again. But i can see how something like that would kind of haunt you one minute your bring a life into this world next minute it's gone. Also find better friends if all your friend wants to do is drink she sound like someone you don't need in your life a negative influence. =(
womblebat 2
I think it's time you got some new friends...
jkgfdxb 0
it was just a question op. don't over think it. just say "hell yeah" cause you most likely will
FFML_314 12
No. Just no.
adriane209 0
It is actually a terroris plot drawn up by alqaida(spelling?) to kill unicorns.
epicsauceee 0
I'm sure if they had been through it they wouldn't be like that, I wish there was something I could say to make things seem better, but only time can help you accept it, I hope your life becomes easier soon and never give up hope for the future!
jrezo757 0
well are you
pumpkinpuddin 0
I would look for new friends. what a nice way to comfort you