By noballs - United States
Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML
foxtmac218 tells us more :
this was me and no they were like 17. im 19 and my boss told me it was bad for buisness to have them loitering in our parking lot so i told them to leave. when i said no balls i figured he would walk away. the guy was strong as hell
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  xHaniffax  |  0

Yes I'm well aware of that. He yelled "no balls" as if to provoke the person and he got a reaction and he deserved it. It was a stupid thing to do so that's why he has "no brain". I think you need a brain yourself and a pinch of common sense.

  theanonimouse  |  0

Okay, the entire FML is an English fail. I'm not saying the term "teenage hoodlum" is incorrect, just that it's overused and completely ridiculous.

The worse English fail comes from lack of subject/verb agreement and the generally horrible syntax of the whole thing.

  Plumppotato  |  3

well yea if i saw you pull out a knife and start stabbing a bunch of gay people id be a little scared too. unless you were only stabbing gay people. then id be safe. but still a little scared.

  SheriffBart  |  0

Back when I was sheriff of Rock Ridge, we had a similar problem. A politically connected gang of hoodlums, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists wanted to bust up the town and run the people out. We didn't need guns to take care of the problem. We simply used paint, lumber and dynamite. Worked like a charm.

  TheKitsune  |  0

I'm retarded because I don't think it's wrong to pull a gun to defend yourself? Look at the crime rate in LA where you have to jump through hoops to get a gun, then look at the state of texas before you go off about how "guns are bad".

Now shoo.