FML's Showdown #14 By Louis - 21/06/2017 21:30 Another stand off, pick your fave! I agree, your life sucks 319 You deserved it 117 Tweet Share
Today, I was beaten up for being Russian and therefore “supporting the war.” I do not support the war in the Ukraine. FML I agree, your life sucks 222 You deserved it 31
Today, I called the Suicide Hotline. They greeted me by name. FML I agree, your life sucks 208 You deserved it 38
Today, I’m at a low point. I sank low enough to ask a coworker I don’t even like for a pity shag to boost my self esteem. The sex was great, excellent even, but when he left this morning I now feel even lower because I feel cheap and nasty, and I almost had to beg for someone to have sex with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 60 You deserved it 169
Today, my girlfriend, who got married at 19 and divorced at 30, told me how much she regretted wasting all her “hot years” being a good and faithful wife to her ex. Oh and that she never got a “hoe-phase” in college like her friends. I think she’s fishing for my permission to cheat. I’m confused. FML I agree, your life sucks 452 You deserved it 58
I like #1