Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party and tried to lean casually against a wall while talking to someone. I missed the wall and ended up stumbling backwards into the punch bowl that was atop the coffee table. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
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amy397123 0
Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?
SenGaeriel 3
Ouch
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Comments (55)
dspadres 0
Walk -of shame- it off!
jandrews10 0
I'm calling bullshit that the OP was at her 'guy friends' house. There were THREE shot glasses which leads this poster to believe the OP may have just experienced her first lesbian threesome and in the thrawls of passion she fell happlessly from the love perch onto the table below. I'm good at this man...
TheTragicReturn 0
Who puts a table near a bed? Furthermore, who puts a table THAT CLOSE to a bed?
jenniferunicorn 5
its a nightstand maybe ?-.-
little_fucker 18
She did mention it's a loft bed which is like a bunk bed except it has space underneath it and you have to get off of it by using a ladder by the end of the bed, therefore a table next to it would not be that strange
remembermexx 0
Dude..Clay Aiken troll makes me laugh.
ColdGold 6
Land on your feet like a cat.
sportsnut 0
why do you call it "sleeping over at a guy-friend's housse" Why do you avoid calling it what it really was, a booty call
perstephane 4
For all we know the guy friend is gay. Woman sleeping over at gay guy friend's house = pretty much the same as sleeping over at a girl friend's hosue.
perstephane 4
*house. Sorry - that's what I get for commenting while distracted.
sjx 0
OR since there were multiple shot glasses, there could have been a party where everyone got wasted and stayed over.
xenomorph 0
Abnormally high? Do you know the height exactly? (My bed is 2 meters above a tile floor)
Eric1 0
Smart guy!! he pushed you to mask your ass hurting haha! I hope he told you what he was doing after you came to.
did_it_4_lulz 0
Poor shot glasses :'(