Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML
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Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
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amy397123 0
Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?
SenGaeriel 3
Ouch
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Comments (55)
missgreenday 0
It's a good thing the table was there to break your fall.
TallyAttack 0
idiot.
nodbor 11
You were so wasted that you tried to sleep on the ceiling and fell.
COBRAMORPH 0
YDI. Why the **** would a guy want to be friends with a chick & not get some sex? Second, you should pay him back the table & glasses with your ass. ****.
xNephilim 19
Someone's a jerk... It's very possible to be just friends with someone of the other gender. Only because you're too sex-obsessed to realize this doesn't mean it's impossible.
SarahSomething 0
#32, There are many males who have female friends, for friendship, not sex. These guys are men that can control themselves around women and respect them.
valekseye 0
ALL males want to have sex with their female friends, unless they're ugly. Regardless of what they might say to your face. That's just our nature.
TishNchips 0
Dearest cobramorph person, judging by the shot glasses, i assume that the OP was sleeping over at her friend's to avoid drink driving or whatever. Maybe that's not the case, but anyway, the point is... GIRLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE BEFRIENDED BY GUYS JUST TO GET F***ED. JERK!
cniggs 0
assuming by the shot glasses she was probably there to get ******. you probably do the same thing but don't want to realise your a ****.
alkos 0
XD, probably pushed you off
BeatNik169 3
Three shot glasses laid out and you're sleeping sleeping in your guy friend's bed. Ooh la la.
waywick 0
perhaps an upgrade of your standards, specifically "no romper-room furniture", is in order?
katie72 6
Lol at how you specified guy friend. Couldnt have just said friend, of course.