By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML
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Dude, guilt trip them. If they don't know you overheard them, faking extreme depression as a result of the breakup will probably be worth some pretty significant concessions. "Oh, it's our fault, let's cheer him up, he's always wanted _________".

Parents...gotta love how manipulative they are!

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Parents...gotta love how manipulative they are!

Break up their marriage.

better yet, kill them in their sleep.

Better yet, convince your grandparents to break up their marriage, and then kill them in their sleep

piss in their coffee pot !!

I want to know, what was their plan?

Punch them in the face! I would.

What conniving parents!! Spite them and do it anyway,. two can play this game!

Revenge is a dish best served cold. You know what to do.

Make them dinner then put it in the freezer? mother-omg my dinner is so cold, we should have never broke up our sons relationship father-i've lost the will to live

Dude, guilt trip them. If they don't know you overheard them, faking extreme depression as a result of the breakup will probably be worth some pretty significant concessions. "Oh, it's our fault, let's cheer him up, he's always wanted _________".

take this for all its worth!

Have your ex-girlfriend help you get them to divorce each other. That'll teach 'em.

Way too far

you should not do that anyway ...

Try not to be so obvious we know you're his mom.

Tell them the reason it didn't work out with her must be because you're gay! Mess with them.

Write love letters to one of them and plant them somewhere obvious, like the sock drawer.