By Anonymous - 9/12/2009 00:44 - United States
Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML
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By  the_funny_man  |  0

Dude, guilt trip them. If they don't know you overheard them, faking extreme depression as a result of the breakup will probably be worth some pretty significant concessions. "Oh, it's our fault, let's cheer him up, he's always wanted _________".

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  Peroxide  |  3

Make them dinner then put it in the freezer?

mother-omg my dinner is so cold, we should have never broke up our sons relationship

father-i've lost the will to live

By  the_funny_man  |  0

Dude, guilt trip them. If they don't know you overheard them, faking extreme depression as a result of the breakup will probably be worth some pretty significant concessions. "Oh, it's our fault, let's cheer him up, he's always wanted _________".