Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML

By Grant Williams - 7/5/2019 17:37

I agree, your life sucks

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7800761 - Tuesday 7 May 2019 18:52

I hope you go into the gentle cycle, warm, no bleach.

By Sinshine | 25

#7800878 - Wednesday 8 May 2019 4:19

You seem to have some serious acrobatic skills when drunk. Maybe you could start a show and get famous!

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7800761 - Tuesday 7 May 2019 18:52

I hope you go into the gentle cycle, warm, no bleach.

By TxKitten79 | 9

#7800782 - Tuesday 7 May 2019 20:21

Wow. That takes talent. Bravo. lol - seriously, sounds something I'd do.

By julfunky | 26

#7800811 - Tuesday 7 May 2019 21:58

You achieved such a feat whilst tipsy — why is this an FML? Your life sounds pretty impressive.

By Sinshine | 25

#7800878 - Wednesday 8 May 2019 4:19

You seem to have some serious acrobatic skills when drunk. Maybe you could start a show and get famous!

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7801873 - Saturday 11 May 2019 4:24

9.5!