Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time." FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29
I'd heard of pretending to be pregnant to get a seat on the bus but this is new to me
illusong 16
Sounds like kidnapping to another level
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Comments (56)
Ilikepie82479 20
Haha that's actually a good idea, minus the part about "borrowing" a baby
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Yeah, sure, lemme just loan my own flesh and blood as a prop to the first complete stranger who asks.
retrorewind 13
didn't you tell her that's why u had a baby in the first place?
more4me 27
Who the hell "borrows a baby" from a complete stranger ?!!! What a strange idea !!
KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
I'm amazed at the strangers who think they can touch someone else's baby for ANY reason, much less a crazy ass one like this.
epilepticloh 20
What was he gonna do with the baby afterwards if he was in a hurry???
JaegerMayCry 13
At least she was polite.
DOBF 7
I guess the makes sense ? o.O
Foxrabbit 9
I would probably not give a baby to some random stranger about to walk out of the store....
xyuukinekox 15
Still not as bad as the cashier who asked me what WIC was for. Seriously. A CASHIER. And proceeded to ask 'Is that like, something people get for help or what? Cause I seriously don't know.' I'm 22. She was alot older than me..