Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML
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GoddessGlitter 13
rude. beggers ain't choosers. didn't deserve your dollar anyway
SarahSehhati 40
A dollar for you to keep. Don't spend it all in one place ;)
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Comments (66)
cheeeksss 29
Some homeless people have a mental disorder and blurt out things they don't mean to say. I wouldn't take it to heart. Your intention was good.
RedPillSucks 33
unfortunately I think they meant every bit of that. Mean people suck.
AndyPurdy 31
wow what a rude and racist douchebag
lexiieeex3 32
You tried to do a good deed, and that's what matters. Chin up OP, not everyone's an asshole.
Eco193 13
"chin" up get it
lexiieeex3 32
So not the point 48
CaptainRR 20
His racism made it so that he lost a chance getting the dollar. On the bright side, you have an extra dollar!
devildog562 33
How does he have an extra dollar ? It was his / hers (I didn't look) to begin with. The guy is simply ill in the head or a Dumbass.... We don't know for sure , but I like to believe the latter of the two. Usually bigotry and racism is ignorance by choice .
amileah13 26
Beggars can't be choosers. Just saying
whitetiger13131 26
At least he uses the politically correct terminology?
VeganDarkLight 31
Umm yeah, because being Asian is certainly a matter of belief.
RedPillSucks 33
apparently one has to be persuaded to be Asian.
tranced_ 45
you don't have to feel bad coz of something someone said on your way through subway. .
teyyoshi 19
I'm Asian too 。。。
RedPillSucks 33
what up, ma bruda
CrassKal 27
As the old saying goes, "Beggars can't be racist, or they will get karate chopped in the throat".
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Let's just hope that it meant that everyone else in the carriage also put their money away