Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML
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Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
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GoddessGlitter 13
rude. beggers ain't choosers. didn't deserve your dollar anyway
SarahSehhati 40
A dollar for you to keep. Don't spend it all in one place ;)
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Comments (66)
Kitsi 14
Well, he couldn't have needed it that badly if his racism prevented him from taking it. ****, I never knew racism was stronger that self preservation.
Eco193 13
what who the hell is racist against Asians they keep prices low forcing shops to have to ask only twice as much for things every month and they are the smartest and most respectable race on the planet (Imo. I'm white. south African we love Asians here)
Eco193 13
just got to thinking are there any homeless Asians... I've never seen one just saying.
swenny_xoxo 18
Didn't mean to do You Deserved It. I'm sorry
skyeyez9 25
"Asian Persuasion" was my friends Xbox live screen name at one time. I think it's the "asian stimulation" now.
gintwinsmoore 20
I don't understand why some have said that OP deserves this! fyl OP...fyl! And "Asian persuasion" is sweet!
qjmac82 4
GOT YA A DOLLAR!!!?
VoodooPriestess 16
The old adage 'Beggars can't be choosers' seems to have lost it's relevancy lately. . .
staceface634 3
Beggars can't be choosers, at least you tried!
RedPillSucks 33
Asian Persuasion. Is that a band name? Rock on, OP