Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
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Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
Well, it looks like your plan to keep your book dry went down the toilet. Literally.
Dilwann 27
Instead of just turning the shower off again...
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Comments (92)
perdix 31
Hey, man, nice shot!
great1_23 4
In Soviet Russia you get 50 shades of gray wet.
panicsdisaster 17
The three point swishhh
KiddNYC1O 22
And 1! Or 2... Lol
RocketNinjaFish 12
As a fellow book reader, I can imagine how much that would suck :( But still, you have to admit it was a pretty good shot :)
WizardJeremy 13
Why were you reading in a bath?!?! I would read in the living room, bedroom, toilet. But never in the bath
awesomeamandas 37
you read in toilets? and you really think reading in a bath is the weird thing?
Fanain 2
YDI for being a girl and not keeping your toilet lid closed. That's disgusting. Every time you flush microscopic urine partials get all up in your bathroom. Your bathroom should be the most hygienic room in your house besides your kitchen!
Neta 16
Who reads in the bathtub??
violette_tiger 7
Loads of people
Bunny21 11
"BOOK DOWN, I REPEAT, BOOK DOWN!!!"
richiedbond 16
Who leaves the lid open??? Says the guy with all girls...
lashes_to_ashes 14
At least you can still dry your book!