Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML
Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML
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KeXu 6
Good ole' random boners
rg350dx 29
You were so on key you got a standing ovation from your buddy downstairs
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rg350dx 29
You were so on key you got a standing ovation from your buddy downstairs
sabrinaacrow 26
Hopefully it wasn't too noticeable
ThatPlankton 15
Hopefully it was...If you catch my drift (;
challan 19
That was one uplifting song.
SystemofaBlink41 27
It seemed to have lifted his spirits...
ironichalibut 24
Do you also play the "Oboe-ner"?
aleagator 10
Choir, not band...
ironichalibut 24
I said "also" for that specific reason, and it doesn't seem too far-fetched to think someone in choir may enjoy playing an instrument as well. Last but not least, it's a double-entendre, based on the shape of the instrument and the fact that they got a boner during a rehearsal, apparently no one got it.
lisslyi 19
Not bad! Haha!
ardencred 7
♪ Amazing grace how sweet the sound...♪ Oh God Jesus Christ, what's that in your pants Joe?
olpally 33
Giggity.
bazinga_boo 6
"Grandmother naked.... Whales in bikinis.... Dead kittens.... MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!" lolol .... sorry dude that sucks :/
DrownedMyFish 18
Who would want to think about their grandmother being naked? Whoever does that has more problems than the stiffy in their pants.
ThatPlankton 15
whales in bikinis sounds pretty sexy to me
dead_insects 18
#42... people who want to make their boner GO AWAY....derp
DrownedMyFish 18
I know the point of it is to make your boner go away. I just never thought that normal people would willingly think of their family members in a state of nudity. Apparently I was wrong. Carry on with thinking about your grandmother naked and don't mind me!
Wizardo 34
Did you know, to get rid of a boner you should flex your thighs and rub your forearms, this draws away blood from your penis and bang, instant boner killer. I believe I have now saved many a man an awkward moment in the future... you're welcome :)
perdix 31
It's your choir director's fault -- a medley of "My Ding-a-Ling" and "The Reflex" doesn't belong in a church service and is sure to cause non-random boners! I have one now -- fleck, fleck, fleck, fleck, flex!
hardtolove 3
Haha that's just mean