Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, I was on a date and tried to act seductive and mysterious by slowly sipping my drink while making eye contact with him. I misjudged the straw’s length and location and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
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Top comments
guitarbeast 22
Nothing like a good **** to the eye, ouch!
WCARlover 35
Commence "****" jokes
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Comments (122)
smitherz22 1
What are you cockeyed now?
BunBunBabe 8
Number 30 is right, you should consider that.
BunBunBabe 8
I really cannot judge whether that was intentional or unintentional, distracting you. If they distracted you on purpose they are superhuman
funnynarwals 0
That's why I play badminton with my eyes closed
Aerobi 0
Shuttlecock; because rocket penis was already taken.
Annpop 1
Ohh i love ur dp.. Esp. The hair.. Altho it cud b a pic off google :S ;)
Shelta957 13
I don't know what dp means... I feel so old
WordSmyth 2
It means default pic. Or double penetration if you listen to google. It's the same thing really.
ElricMustang 23
A **** to the eye? That's new.
br0ccoli 15
Actually, your ex was trying to warn you
kuges 0
Stupid comment
BradTheBrony 19
*biting lip* *face seems ready to explode* SO THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS CALL IT THESE DAYS HUH?! *slaps hands over mouth*
guskaufman62 1
Ex marks the spot