Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
Today, while giving a presentation, I felt something tickle my nose, but I kept talking through it. Eventually, someone in the front row raised their hand and said, “You’ve got a little, uh… something.” It was a full-on rogue booger. Hanging. Wiggling. For 10 minutes. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
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Kurochrome 17
Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?
JustMe876 0
eww thats pretty gross!
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Comments (119)
laevatin 2
Poor bug died a slow and painfully death. Usually flys dies in one hit, quick and fast, this one had to suffer for it...
linkinpark98 24
Shouldn't have flown inside of OP's nose... I guess this bug brought it's fate upon itself!
DiscoRanger 0
Oh, what a terrible experience this bug had, while OP was terrified of what could be happening in her nose, the slight chance she could die from eggs being laid in her head and the pure disgustingness. But yeah fly, I feels ya bra.
RedPillSucks 33
Don't cry for me Argentina!!!! The bugs progeny live on inside OPs brain.
cmcmluver 0
I wonder how much it popped in there Ew if u think about it, they poo every time they land and he was prob freeking out flying around landing every few seconds. congrats u officially have a port-o-poddy for a nose. :p
ycrem0n 21
Poor bug, we should probably have a funeral, it's tragic fate is just so twisted.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
But you're the homeowner, or "king" since the land they stake claim to is yours. Plunder and pillage their settlement and blow it to smithereens when finished. Don't be afraid to dig around though, there may be some gold. ;)
TimeLord06 3
Oh my God, I would've had a panic attack and went to the hospital...I can handle ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING but bugs. I even like spiders.
RamenForTheWin 10
How about a random hobo puking in your mouth and stuffing two fingers covered in shit up your nose?
immaMonsta 8
Reminds me of that show Monsters Inside Me *shivers* FYL!
courtz94 24
That's kinda gross and it sucks.
rayray73 2
That's nothing! When I was 10 a fly flew in my ear and was in there for a a year and when I went to the doctors to try to clear my ears out it came out! Nobody would believe me!
RamenForTheWin 10
They probably thought you were schizo.
idoam 8
Just reading this has scarred me for life.
xplainphrox 8
OG, now I'm going to be walking through stores and see everyone with nose plugs in or on their noses. Remember folks, you eat bugs in your sleep too!!