Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
Today, while giving a presentation, I felt something tickle my nose, but I kept talking through it. Eventually, someone in the front row raised their hand and said, “You’ve got a little, uh… something.” It was a full-on rogue booger. Hanging. Wiggling. For 10 minutes. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
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Kurochrome 17
Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?
JustMe876 0
eww thats pretty gross!
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Comments (119)
eileenrj 4
Wow. Thanks I guess I wasn't trying to eat breakfast or anything and srry I know what it feels like
lianneg 0
Poor little bug :(
DiscoRanger 0
Yeah, I would have shit bricks if an insect was in my nose.
perdix 31
You don't understand paranoia. Your friends thought you were neurotic or delusional. Paranoia means that the bug was out to get you, or it was mini-drone sent by "the gubbermint" to monitor your location, conversations and activities.
RamenForTheWin 10
Here, have a nice cup of Shut The **** Up. Paranoia would also apply to believing so intensely that a bug was in your nose that your brain created a vibrating feeling to go along with your theory.
Shrike 24
Ramen, you're ******* stupid. Get a sense of humor or just go to the next comment instead of telling everyone how ******* clueless you are. If you're gonna be a stuck-up little shit, at least make sure you understand the comment you're PMSing over.
SouthernBelle9 0
That poor bug.. And you. That must have been traumatizing. FYL.
gibbyguppy 0
Ugh, that's disgusting. f your life
RedPillSucks 33
OP should have waited longer. The statute for eviction hasn't expired yet.
RedPillSucks 33
So a bug flew up my nose, oh yeah A hell of a question to pose, oh yeah Bug up my nose, I'm fine Somebody check my brain Bug up my nose, all right Somebody check my brain
Max1468 4
I think...Nope, I'd cry and pass out and never mention the incident again. Kudos to your bravery, and I'm sorry this happened to you. :(
GoldenGrizzly 7
Not kudos... that isn't brave.
friedbunnies 9
Why did you feel the need to share this with everyone? And why didn't you try blowing your nose much sooner? That's disgusting.