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By Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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By Dani - 28/11/2011 12:34 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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Nervous gas

By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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Sunday 23 May 2010 19:00

That's awesome.

bbailey19 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:00

smells like teen spirit

Comments

zotler 5

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:07

Oh dear, you farted.

xbooyahx 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:09

women don't fart stop lying

hollee 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:12

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garrettgoshorn 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:14

u hve an incredible beard sir. I'm in awe! haha

zerobahamut03 2

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:14

yea they don't poop either. only rainbows and glitter dust comes out. lol.

brandonsdick 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:52

14's right.. a womans ass is just another sex hole

autumn16 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:10

I wouldn't have said anything at all but it's ok I'm sure I mean everyone does it . this should not be posted

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:16

LMFAO 19 ! :'D

gaga_ooh_lala 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:18

haha that's awesome!!! i remember that the 1st time my bf farted in front of me was while having sex >_< i didn't know whether to laugh or ignore it but its all part of the relationship now i guess. lol now we've moved on to the next step him peeing in front of me :p

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:09

You've "moved on" to him peeing in front of you... during sex? I've seen videos like that, but until now I assumed the girls were paid.

amy_isa_dino 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 20:29

^ win

gaga_ooh_lala 0

Monday 24 May 2010 22:31

>_> yea that's what i meant. i love getting peed on by my bf...how idiotic and childish are you?? retard!!!!!!!!

xocourtxo 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:18

before my ex and I were so like use to eachother we just didn't care. we got comfortable haahha. well that's with all my friends xD we just burp and fart xD and then laugh. so it okay op!