Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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ReginaFalange_fml 13
That's awesome.
bbailey19 3
smells like teen spirit
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Comments (199)
zotler 5
Oh dear, you farted.
xbooyahx 0
women don't fart stop lying
hollee 0
garrettgoshorn 0
u hve an incredible beard sir. I'm in awe! haha
zerobahamut03 2
yea they don't poop either. only rainbows and glitter dust comes out. lol.
brandonsdick 0
14's right.. a womans ass is just another sex hole
autumn16 0
I wouldn't have said anything at all but it's ok I'm sure I mean everyone does it . this should not be posted
onorexveritas 24
LMFAO 19 ! :'D
gaga_ooh_lala 0
haha that's awesome!!! i remember that the 1st time my bf farted in front of me was while having sex >_< i didn't know whether to laugh or ignore it but its all part of the relationship now i guess. lol now we've moved on to the next step him peeing in front of me :p
FerrariCake 2
You've "moved on" to him peeing in front of you... during sex? I've seen videos like that, but until now I assumed the girls were paid.
amy_isa_dino 0
^ win
gaga_ooh_lala 0
>_> yea that's what i meant. i love getting peed on by my bf...how idiotic and childish are you?? retard!!!!!!!!
xocourtxo 0
before my ex and I were so like use to eachother we just didn't care. we got comfortable haahha. well that's with all my friends xD we just burp and fart xD and then laugh. so it okay op!
noseasmamon 0
that's ******* gross.... god damn savage caveman emos
Brittface 6
Haha this made me laugh. I can totally imagine the look on your bf and your face!! LMFAO!
kristina2987 0
Hahaha!
themariee 0
You farted. So what? Clearly, you're not mature enough to be in a relationship if you're embarrassed over a stupid fart.
yokotaneko 0
wow. clearly you have no soul if you can't see why someone would be embarrassed about that.
alissa222 15
HEY. Gingers fart too.
ffffailtastic 0
What are you, 12? Or maybe your boyfriend is one of those guys who believe girls don't poop?