Work: Today, the supervisory staff at work was changed in my area....

By nick_of_time - United States

Today, the supervisory staff at work was changed in my area. The good news? My boyfriend is now my manager. The bad news? My ex, the guy I cheated on my boyfriend with, is our supervisor. FML

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nick_of_time tells us more :

Lol, people are soo funny. I agree with half of the post on here. Karma is indeed a bitch but as for me saying FML because now they might find out and I'll get punished well, they both already know so not so much. BTW, no hearts were broken so wrong again.

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Man spitting truth bombs over here

By Bawo - United States

Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML

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By Unknown - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By BejeweledJizz

Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

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By valnaj1 - Denmark - Vamdrup

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

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By Kat - United States - Tiverton

Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML

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By J - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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By shittysongs - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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By laptitesouris - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By vidzgrl - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By ironic driver - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By micahmatt - United States

Freak

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, an hour after telling me she wasn't in mood for sex, my girlfriend called me to help her get a cucumber out of her ass. FML

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By DepressedCellist

Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML

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By Stumanji - United States

Today, I found out my reward for topping three of the four employee performance charts was a paycut. FML

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By Evaki1 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By poopydaddy - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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By disguested - United States

Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

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By asdfghjkl - United States

Today, I bought a brand new flat screen TV. When I brought it home it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy and yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo and khakis. I asked him why it didn't work and he said he didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't have a nametag. He didn't work there. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

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By hdat - Canada

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Cranford

Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML

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By aceshot97 - Canada

Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street, as I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML

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By Respect101 - United States - Alvin

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML

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By bonehead69 - United States - Taylorville

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

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By notgood - 4/1/2021 16:01 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I accidentally took an Ex Lax instead of an Immodium. It's gonna be a fun night. FML

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By Sariitaa_fml

Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I found out that the piece of vacant land I purchased for $20,000 is illegal to build a house on, due to acreage restrictions. Thank you, realtor. FML

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By geewhiz - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/6/2020 17:00

Sensitive

Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, for the third time this month, my family ridiculed me for being picky for ordering a burger without lettuce. They know I'm allergic. FML

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By BooBabe - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

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By Anonymous - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Bellerose

Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in with fresh laundry. It would've been fine at literally any other moment, but the scene on at the time involved girls groping each other in a hot spring. Now she's accusing me of being in cartoon porn. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Dover

Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

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By Nchristine - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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By Nicole - United States

Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML

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By Hreyes - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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By carssuck - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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By princess_16910 | 0

#1004029 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:01

ydi for cheating ahaha

By Namenlos_fml | 20

#1004046 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:04

You spun your own web and got stuck in it. I have no sympathy.

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By Phil595 | 0

#1004022 - Sunday 23 May 2010 18:59

fail

buddybudda | 0

#1004026 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:00

can I say your a dumbass for cheating and fuck your ex's life

cherrypieguy | 0

#1004032 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:01

ikr

parrish11 | 0

#1004040 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:02

ydi for being a cheating bitch

zotler | 5

#1004050 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:04

Bad and good things happen to good and bad people in unequal amounts, though. Karma was not to blame, you merely deserved this.

megiscool123 | 0

#1004072 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:07

don't cheat then

youngrob | 0

#1004075 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:08

wow you work with both? awkward!

seanreddog | 4

#1004092 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:12

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater
hope I never have to meet her!

godofcyanide | 8

#1004100 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:14

How does OP think this is FML when she openly caused the situation to happen by sleeping with not one, but TWO men she works with? One is dumb to begin with!!! OP, YDI in the worst way possible.

missmurderx | 8

#1004112 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:17

karma; one.
op; zero.
dumbass<3

chellexx | 0

#1004138 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:27

I hope your boyfriend finds out, then you will be working with TWO ex's.

the_hypnotoad | 5

#1004169 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:37

I don't even think the cheating is the worst part here. You are sleeping with (at least) two men you work with. Therefore, your stupidity is laughable... tee hee... YDI

arixbaby | 0

#1004188 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:46

how did this even get through moderation? stupid fucking cheating shank. YDI and a bag of crabs.

mustardcat | 1

#1004232 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:06

ydi for cheating

seanders | 10

#1004234 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:07

Trying to blow your way to the top eh?

jizwiz | 3

#1004253 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:15

Why are people so stupid? Clearly youll get a raise if you ask for a 3 way. That is as long as you give their dicks a raise.

cincin75 | 0

#1004284 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:32

Karma bites. ;)

cincin75 | 0

#1004335 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:56

34, I like ur pic. :)

iSwag | 0

#1004374 - Sunday 23 May 2010 21:22

This is Karma. and Karma is always deserved. sooo....YDI

rockerstar | 0

#1004385 - Sunday 23 May 2010 21:26

fuck you cheating bitch YDI whore

the101dan | 0

#1004405 - Sunday 23 May 2010 21:39

what 69 said...

YDI

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1004415 - Sunday 23 May 2010 21:50

op, do you really expect sympathy?? lolol

Simplyjulie | 0

#1004421 - Sunday 23 May 2010 21:54

Another one of my bf did bla bla blaaaaaaaaa..... FYL op seriously

nu_fml | 0

#1004483 - Sunday 23 May 2010 22:47

20, this comment is mean to pumpkins

JupiterIcicle | 1

#1004504 - Sunday 23 May 2010 22:59

Boring... fyl for being a boring whore. I wonder if ur boyfriends read this

HeroOfMi | 0

#1004625 - Monday 24 May 2010 0:34

haha..44..win

NzxtZ06 | 0

#1004661 - Monday 24 May 2010 1:17

you sound like a damn slut, you deserve it b****

eprincy | 0

#1004694 - Monday 24 May 2010 1:50

ur an asshole for cheating

ayychico | 0

#1004699 - Monday 24 May 2010 1:54

yea cheaters never win

blindyblonde13 | 0

#1004753 - Monday 24 May 2010 2:45

cheaters never win and winners never cheat... stupid bitch.

Jessi_Rose96 | 0

#1004779 - Monday 24 May 2010 3:21

And I suspect the head of the company's your pimp, yes?

PatRme | 9

#1004865 - Monday 24 May 2010 4:46

how is it FYL?

acccccccc | 1

#1004885 - Monday 24 May 2010 4:59

i guess you could say your underneath(sorry bout the spelling) both of them :)

hahayousucks | 3

#1004892 - Monday 24 May 2010 5:03

hey OP, clearly the problem is you. they should fire you and then hire someone a lil less skanky.

deathcab7 | 0

#1004963 - Monday 24 May 2010 5:54

hoee.

lovinglifelaughi | 0

#1005085 - Monday 24 May 2010 7:50

Karma

Reyo | 2

#1005273 - Monday 24 May 2010 10:41

*sniiiiiiiiff*

I love the smell of a paycut in the morning.

nick_of_time | 0

#1006356 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 3:59

my boyfriend knows

Fireflies94 | 0

#1006733 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:28

yeah

boogyface11 | 0

#1007156 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 22:42

ya ur a slut and a horrible person u derserve it

By princess_16910 | 0

#1004029 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:01

ydi for cheating ahaha

By daniel10309 | 0

#1004034 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:02

wooo getting closer to number one. haha YDI. that's all your fault

By fishboy123 | 7

#1004045 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:03

ydi for cheating

By Namenlos_fml | 20

#1004046 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:04

You spun your own web and got stuck in it. I have no sympathy.

By ABbaby | 10

#1004051 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:04

Karma, its a bitch remember that

By cokebear14 | 0

#1004054 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:04

you are soo screwed

sourgirl101 | 28

#1004268 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:26

Looks like she's been screwed a few too many times. BTW the stock boy needs some loving also since you seem to enjoy sleeping with ALL your co- workers.