Work: Today, the supervisory staff at work was changed in my area....

By nick_of_time - United States

Today, the supervisory staff at work was changed in my area. The good news? My boyfriend is now my manager. The bad news? My ex, the guy I cheated on my boyfriend with, is our supervisor. FML

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nick_of_time tells us more :

Lol, people are soo funny. I agree with half of the post on here. Karma is indeed a bitch but as for me saying FML because now they might find out and I'll get punished well, they both already know so not so much. BTW, no hearts were broken so wrong again.

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F*** my overweight life

Parental guilt

By Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

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By nV1ous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML

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By mjperfetti84 - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

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By Itchy Missy - United States - Denver

Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML

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By Wtfbruhimmovingout - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

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By Spencer

Today, I decided to try an online therapy site seeing as I have been feeling very lonely and don’t have any friends to talk to about my issues. After filling out all the initial forms, the site told me there was no one available to speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto

Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML

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By titkip - Kenya - Nairobi

Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I am too demanding. FML

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By str3tch - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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By SkottLong - United States - Logan

Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML

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By Volunteer - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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By anonymous - Korea Republic of

Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/9/2020 23:03 - Canada

Fucking Facebook memories

Today, Facebook showed me pictures from five years of a happy time I had traveling with a boyfriend, who later ended our 8-year relationship by telling me he had gotten an apartment and furniture in secret, and was moving out. No warning, no reason, no explanation. He never spoke to me again. I loved him. FML

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By AGB10 - United Kingdom - Tunbridge Wells

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

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By You'veHadTwoWeeksToTellMe - Australia - Melbourne

Today, one hour before bedtime on the last day of the school holidays, my kids informed me that they need art smocks for school. They have no idea why I'm frustrated. FML

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By clumsy - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By justmeagain

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit while reading it. According to her, that makes me a “heartless monster.” FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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By f my lifw - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By dentedmercedes - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

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By donguigeek - France

Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML

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By whyme - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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By bad boss

Today, I had to reprimand an employee for her bad attitude and terrible work performance. She went to HR and said I harassed her for being gay. Guess who they believed. FML

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By snowbunny - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/7/2020 02:00

Goldfinger

Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML

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By signinept - United States

Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML

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By shunned - United Kingdom

Today, two months after moving up to Scotland to be with my fiancé, he broke up with me because he 'didn't love me anymore and hadn't for a long time.' Shame he didn't tell me that when he was saying 'I love you, I want to marry you', having sex with me, and using my savings for a deposit on a flat. FML

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By JealousBratMuch - Canada - High River

Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML

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By daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Saint Louis

Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML

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By Not Jewish - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Dearborn

Today, as always, I'd be so incredibly happy if my girlfriend loved me even half as much as she loves her cat. FML

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By anonyme - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Becks - 7/9/2020 23:01

The spirit of John Lennon

Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Calera

Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML

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By Allie

Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML

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By lovebigmacs - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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By princess_16910 | 0

#1004029 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:01

ydi for cheating ahaha

By Namenlos_fml | 20

#1004046 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:04

You spun your own web and got stuck in it. I have no sympathy.

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By Phil595 | 0

#1004022 - Sunday 23 May 2010 18:59

fail

buddybudda | 0

#1004026 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:00

can I say your a dumbass for cheating and fuck your ex's life

cherrypieguy | 0

#1004032 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:01

ikr

parrish11 | 0

#1004040 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:02

ydi for being a cheating bitch

zotler | 5

#1004050 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:04

Bad and good things happen to good and bad people in unequal amounts, though. Karma was not to blame, you merely deserved this.

megiscool123 | 0

#1004072 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:07

don't cheat then

youngrob | 0

#1004075 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:08

wow you work with both? awkward!

seanreddog | 4

#1004092 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:12

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater
hope I never have to meet her!

godofcyanide | 8

#1004100 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:14

How does OP think this is FML when she openly caused the situation to happen by sleeping with not one, but TWO men she works with? One is dumb to begin with!!! OP, YDI in the worst way possible.

missmurderx | 8

#1004112 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:17

karma; one.
op; zero.
dumbass<3

chellexx | 0

#1004138 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:27

I hope your boyfriend finds out, then you will be working with TWO ex's.

the_hypnotoad | 5

#1004169 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:37

I don't even think the cheating is the worst part here. You are sleeping with (at least) two men you work with. Therefore, your stupidity is laughable... tee hee... YDI

arixbaby | 0

#1004188 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:46

how did this even get through moderation? stupid fucking cheating shank. YDI and a bag of crabs.

mustardcat | 1

#1004232 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:06

ydi for cheating

seanders | 10

#1004234 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:07

Trying to blow your way to the top eh?

jizwiz | 3

#1004253 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:15

Why are people so stupid? Clearly youll get a raise if you ask for a 3 way. That is as long as you give their dicks a raise.

cincin75 | 0

#1004284 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:32

Karma bites. ;)

cincin75 | 0

#1004335 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:56

34, I like ur pic. :)

iSwag | 0

#1004374 - Sunday 23 May 2010 21:22

This is Karma. and Karma is always deserved. sooo....YDI

rockerstar | 0

#1004385 - Sunday 23 May 2010 21:26

fuck you cheating bitch YDI whore

the101dan | 0

#1004405 - Sunday 23 May 2010 21:39

what 69 said...

YDI

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1004415 - Sunday 23 May 2010 21:50

op, do you really expect sympathy?? lolol

Simplyjulie | 0

#1004421 - Sunday 23 May 2010 21:54

Another one of my bf did bla bla blaaaaaaaaa..... FYL op seriously

nu_fml | 0

#1004483 - Sunday 23 May 2010 22:47

20, this comment is mean to pumpkins

JupiterIcicle | 1

#1004504 - Sunday 23 May 2010 22:59

Boring... fyl for being a boring whore. I wonder if ur boyfriends read this

HeroOfMi | 0

#1004625 - Monday 24 May 2010 0:34

haha..44..win

NzxtZ06 | 0

#1004661 - Monday 24 May 2010 1:17

you sound like a damn slut, you deserve it b****

eprincy | 0

#1004694 - Monday 24 May 2010 1:50

ur an asshole for cheating

ayychico | 0

#1004699 - Monday 24 May 2010 1:54

yea cheaters never win

blindyblonde13 | 0

#1004753 - Monday 24 May 2010 2:45

cheaters never win and winners never cheat... stupid bitch.

Jessi_Rose96 | 0

#1004779 - Monday 24 May 2010 3:21

And I suspect the head of the company's your pimp, yes?

PatRme | 9

#1004865 - Monday 24 May 2010 4:46

how is it FYL?

acccccccc | 1

#1004885 - Monday 24 May 2010 4:59

i guess you could say your underneath(sorry bout the spelling) both of them :)

hahayousucks | 3

#1004892 - Monday 24 May 2010 5:03

hey OP, clearly the problem is you. they should fire you and then hire someone a lil less skanky.

deathcab7 | 0

#1004963 - Monday 24 May 2010 5:54

hoee.

lovinglifelaughi | 0

#1005085 - Monday 24 May 2010 7:50

Karma

Reyo | 2

#1005273 - Monday 24 May 2010 10:41

*sniiiiiiiiff*

I love the smell of a paycut in the morning.

nick_of_time | 0

#1006356 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 3:59

my boyfriend knows

Fireflies94 | 0

#1006733 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:28

yeah

boogyface11 | 0

#1007156 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 22:42

ya ur a slut and a horrible person u derserve it

By princess_16910 | 0

#1004029 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:01

ydi for cheating ahaha

By daniel10309 | 0

#1004034 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:02

wooo getting closer to number one. haha YDI. that's all your fault

By fishboy123 | 7

#1004045 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:03

ydi for cheating

By Namenlos_fml | 20

#1004046 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:04

You spun your own web and got stuck in it. I have no sympathy.

By ABbaby | 10

#1004051 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:04

Karma, its a bitch remember that

By cokebear14 | 0

#1004054 - Sunday 23 May 2010 19:04

you are soo screwed

sourgirl101 | 28

#1004268 - Sunday 23 May 2010 20:26

Looks like she's been screwed a few too many times. BTW the stock boy needs some loving also since you seem to enjoy sleeping with ALL your co- workers.