Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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ReginaFalange_fml 13
That's awesome.
bbailey19 3
smells like teen spirit
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Comments (199)
NyopQ 6
Agreed with #15.
1LL337 0
YDI for trying to fart discreetly and utterly failing
Gummybears4life 0
oh god forbid you FART!
cuffy1 0
YDI. Spent a weekend with my lover, 3 days, shared a room. Never farted once, or took a shit, or any other damn thing. There are other rooms. Go there when your tummy burbles. I know my lover knows I crap and fart, but he doesn't have to be there for it. Nobody else does either. Keeps the romance sweet. BTW, he doesn't belch or fart in front of me either.
a_lexstbbs2o11 0
that was hilarious ! maybe the op farts all the time , but this one time it was so massive it caused utter shock . hahaa , still laughing ...
RedTips 0
Zomgoodness!! You flatuated!!
laconda_864 0
i think its awesome! especially the "i farted" thing wow
VentSol 0
A person that does not enjoy the act of farting is not ready for the new world order.
MiamiJeanPierre 0
have you seen the YouTube videos of the ill-u-min-ati?! stupid antiflood won't let me spell it out all together
cmc140 0
wow this gets published and my stuff doesn't? what are moderators thinking.
russell61 0
it's funny and something to laugh about later!