By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 218
You deserved it 2 235
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

SneakyCaveman 13

You'd think a phone in a pocket would be harder to steal than a phone in a purse, it's a smaller target and closer to your body. I'm sure at least someone had to have been wearing something with pockets.

53 5
KelseyDaBoyz 21

This totally ruins the saying: "Mothers know best".

48 3

Comments

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Smoke signal them! Steal, er, borrow someone else's phone!

5 0
QQMorePlox 18

Maybe the guy who stole your moms purse wanted to steal your number...yeah I'm bad at puns

2 11
DocBastard 38

Plox - Please leave the punning to the professionals.

9 0
emeraldisle 30

How ironic. I bet your mum feels terrible.

3 1
Ehko 6

I always keep my phone in my hand or pocket.

1 2
perdix 29

Whatever you do, don't put your virginity in her purse!

13 5
igive 29

OP can't because the mom doesn't have the purse. Problem averted :)

8 2
igive 29

OP can't because the mom doesn't have the purse. Problem averted :)

1 3
perdix 29

Also, virginity is concept that can't be carried in a purse.

7 3
kb021 18

Definitely sucks for you, but not anywhere near as much as it sucks for your mom. Its a lot easier (not to mention cheaper!) to replace a phone than the entire contents of a purse, which probably included cash, credit cards, ID cards, passport(s), etc.

3 0
KiddNYC1O 20

Where was your vacation exactly?? Edit: I'm guessing Detroit?

3 3
MrKapono 4

Looks like someone is in new phone territory, I would also never let ma dukes live that down.

0 3
worldclassrager 39

well then...that's the worst irony I have ever read...

0 0