Transportation: Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 17:13 - United States - Lakeland

Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

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Same thing different taste

By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 028

By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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You deserved it 4 703

Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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You deserved it 4 844

By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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You deserved it 30 697

By Noname - 08/02/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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You deserved it 3 871

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

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You deserved it 6 124

By thoughtidseenitall - 02/02/2013 01:01 - United States - Englewood

Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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You deserved it 4 025

By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 73 883

By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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You deserved it 4 335

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 40 939

TotallyAradical 14

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:38

That chick's got some mad skillz.

mattlw 25

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:42

Im so sorry you all had to see that. I will buy her some tinted windows.

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perdix 29

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:03

Oooh, I love a girl who can handle a stick! She can pop my clutch anytime ;)

gc327072 30

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:32

So would a flesh-light be like cvt or something?

Wizardo 33

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:04

The Jizzmobile rides again! Jizzing into the sunset...

klovemachine 24

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:12

Jizzing ain't easy ;)

perdix 29

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:18

#29, you may want to visit a urologist.

hashshim 23

Friday 7 June 2013 7:14

Perfect comment hahaha

Cowgirl1293 26

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:27

Thats just gross. No way in hell yould I ever want to see that!

limitedition 25

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:33

Some people pay big money to see that.

NoFlippinWai 24

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:34

could have been worse: at least it wasnt a german shepard... was it?

perdix 29

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:43

#35, sometimes it's not the right time for a *lowers sunglasses* previous FML reference.

EarlFug 19

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:52

Only problem here is the wrong person was driving.

Konstant23 3

Saturday 30 March 2013 3:55

And they say women can't drive stick.

slacker_69 6

Saturday 30 March 2013 4:07

did anyone else think of the song mercy? lol

UnluckyGenius 21

Saturday 30 March 2013 4:12

She must of confused the passengers crank for the stick shift.

slacker_69 6

Saturday 30 March 2013 4:18

that happened to me and my gf once....I'm jk lol

MWidderAUDI 14

Saturday 30 March 2013 4:55

jk you dont have a girlfriend?

LarryLaDouche 13

Saturday 30 March 2013 5:37

Just kidding he doesn't exist. It has all been an elaborate rouse!

hashshim 23

Friday 7 June 2013 7:17

I thought we weren't supposed to use texting language? Or does everyone else think that rule makes no sense?

iamsolid 11

Saturday 30 March 2013 4:18

Were you in standstill traffic too?? I also came to Florida for spring break and saw many things in traffic that I can never unsee. I feel you, OP.

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Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML

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Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML

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Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

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Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML

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Today, my family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters of naked women everywhere on the way to dinner. At the restaurant, my dad asked me if that was the first pair of boobs I'd seen. My mom butted in saying, "Nah, remember all that porn we found?" FML

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Same thing different taste

Road rage gone feral

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