By methane overload - 19/01/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML
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JustPlayTheGame 6

FYL Op I laughed so loud reading this... Would of been great if I wasn't going into an exam hall :') made my day

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j_cat187 19

Taco Bell: The quickest way to shit your pants.

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Sputnikspak 13

Nope, pretty sure that's getting C-Difficile (I got that in the hospital in 2011, you honestly have zero warning, not even 'I think I might have to fart' - you can get it from being on strong antibiotics that nuke your gut flora), but it's definitely the SECOND fastest way.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

I'm just gonna go on record saying that Taco Bell is delicious, regardless of the after effects. Just a pure ****** in the mouth.

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j_cat187 19

Where you sitting next to fat bastard?

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Bigger_than_Jesu 5

Silent but publicly deadly. Stay classy transit.

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MissMollie_85 12

don't worry, one day he will try it and follow through. then he can be the public face of taco bell, with a cool burgerking kids style nickname, 'skidz' perhaps? what happened to those darn kids anyway? ;)

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alissa222 15

Shit sorry I didn't mean to comment/caught it too late to delete. Sorry bout that!

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buckdharma 36

If it's silent the route, might be in doubt, methane but you made a long sound, and put them all down, methane You can't lie, you can't lie, you can't lie, methane If you're the bad news, cause you felt a ooze, methane When it rips out your buns, the damage is done, methane You can't lie, you can't lie, you can't lie, methane If your burrito is gone, and you wanna run on, methane Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, methane you can't lie, you can't lie, you can't lie, methane

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