dadadoo
United States
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
BerkeleyBiker
United States
Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
-.-
Lakeside, United States
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Lo_Bolian
United States
Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML
nolife
United States
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Anonymous
United States
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
msarosi
Port Perry, Canada
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
clips
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Gross
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Trash
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
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oneleggedbeauty 0
Ew literally made me gag just thinking about it
zoPwNAgEzo 21
In this economy, you do what you gotta do for food
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Comments (206)
SlickWillyTFCF 5
Thats ******* nasty. I was hungry before I read this.
Emperorerror 8
Why did you watch? You have a choice, you know.
MissOlivia21 1
Aww, but seriously you could of spared a dollar if you had to watch, which tou didnt:(
myanginski 0
Many he was Hungary u inconsiderate jerk... Ur mean!!
kendall1058926 7
Oh my god I just threw up. Nothing is nastier than popping pimples
AKholic47 0
What......the........****
XxTooCoolxX 0
OHHH YUMMM! XD
kristophen 3
He's a meth head. They eat at scabs that develop on their bodies because they think that there are bugs crawling under their skin. It was probably a scab not a pimple
Abracadavre_fml 9
I gotta stop drinking pop while on FML. XD
avaloncode 8
I just threw up in my mouth