FML : Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped...

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Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML

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By Lo_Bolian - / Saturday 25 April 2009 03:10 / United States

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By Qeynos | 0

#141699 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:37

Sounds like he was fucking with you.

By ddrluna | 2

#141763 - Saturday 25 April 2009 13:54

Whether or not he's the richest man in the world, it's still disgusting do have dead animal blood fall on you. It could be diseased. Don't tell me you'd be sitting there counting your blessings if something like that happened to you just because you have four walls around you and eat regularly.

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By jessamyn | 0

#141667 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:06

thats nasty. FYL!

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fyllooser | 0

#978686 - Monday 12 April 2010 7:52

hahahahahahahaha that's so awesome that guy is a beast!!!!! grow the fuck up you are provle a rich as person who doesn't give a fuck about anybody but yourself

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Mrelastaboy | 0

#981726 - Monday 19 April 2010 7:21

that should be illeagal

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omgcookeys | 15

#2844563 - Friday 8 July 2011 5:10

who takes the bus in nice clothes?

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demonstare7 | 5

#3603780 - Saturday 19 November 2011 1:46

There's actually people I know that eat roadkill. If its in good condition, and fresh, why not see if there's any good meat left ? Such a waste.

By ffffffffffffffff_fml | 0

#141674 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:09

ew.
hope you weren't wearing white lol.

By Qeynos | 0

#141699 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:37

Sounds like he was fucking with you.

By Phlecks | 0

#141702 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:40

I smell a promotion!

By AtoZnumbersand_ | 1

#141707 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:46

LOL

By Tsukasa_fml | 0

#141711 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:51

Bag'o'ketchup.

By Dhamy | 0

#141719 - Saturday 25 April 2009 13:00

Lmao!
He was probably joking.
But,still,ew.

By hilaryy_fml | 0

#141733 - Saturday 25 April 2009 13:13

hahahahahahahahahahahahaa #4

By superkid | 0

#141742 - Saturday 25 April 2009 13:19

oh daym FYL. atleast he was truthful.

By slipkid | 0

#141751 - Saturday 25 April 2009 13:37

oh god I hope he was joking! lol
thats disgusting

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