Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Gross
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Trash
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
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oneleggedbeauty 0
Ew literally made me gag just thinking about it
zoPwNAgEzo 21
In this economy, you do what you gotta do for food
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Comments (206)
Papaw_fml 3
That's just freaking gross. Sorry you had to see that. Scared for life now.
Suba_fml 8
I think it would have been easier to all of us if you didn't post that at all.
The_Graceful 5
OMG it gave me chills knowing that you had to see that. Gross!
SoultheWolf 19
I was eating when I read this... Thanks for making me lose my apitite...
momo2487 0
That's effing gross
hazelnutters 5
hobos got to eat too.
xXEmzzXx 0
I remember when my brother witnessed a lady shaving her face on the bus, and she had the window open. He was grossed out that she was shaving and the hair was blowing back in. I thought it was hilarious when he told me. Anyways my point is you see weird shit on the bus.
PizzaIsDavid 5
More like **** that homeless dudes life.
footballpro22 2
I blame this on Obama
poloswagggirl 5
That's just scrumptios(;