By Username - 29/10/2010 23:15 - France

Spicy
Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML
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XsianinvasionX 0

I love ur dad I wish mine was that cool

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ladies_man217 0

wait, we talking about dicks or food?

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pooper19 3

YDI for blowing your dad you freak

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KiddNYC1O 20

LOL 28. Seems like op is mad her dad put their incestuous relationship to light lol

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seanders 10

At least incest is something the whole family can do!;)

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mycookiezz 0

honestly, thats like the coolest dad ever

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GavinRoskamp 0

YES. I WANT YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW SO I CAN FIST PUMP HIM!!!!!

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KiwiLime 0

it does indeed suck. your father made a sexual comment about you? damn, your life is ******!

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lemoncows 2

burn...like a poptart

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corporatescoundr 25

fyl shawty... n stop givin pop pop that late night gift ;)

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River_Hill_Kid 0

this is probably the same dad who took her best friend's virginity in the fml above this one!

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TehGirreth 0

100, I found this FML on "random" and am thoroughly interested in the one you referenced. =v+

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megamandude455 10

^my acronym exactly XD

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phreshboi 1

if you say it fast it sound like I Love Mayo!

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seanders 10

At least incest is something the whole family can do!:)

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CountryGirl111 7

i never noticed that before! guess because u never saud it fast :p

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XsianinvasionX 0

I love ur dad I wish mine was that cool

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pooper19 3

now u want to blow her dad also?

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MissErikaHart 0

no she wants to blow her own dad

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pooper19 3

incest is a fathers best friend

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hawtdawggy 0

her dad could be cool too, maybe she just spits

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KrazieKleo 13

hahahha, owned!!:p. I wonder how he knows?

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hiphop_danca94 2

uhhh he is a guy, he was young too ya kno

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boomsl4ng 11

hm maybe her mom swallows too and they like the same things?? =]

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cradle6 13

Ouch, I'm sorry. pretty hilarious though

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TheNinjaBuffalo 0

my sentiments exactlyy

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candygirl98 0

not as funny as your pic:P are you sunburned in it or something?

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trolltastic 0

epic......just epic

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meintx 9

so was your dad being funny or does he know something else? lol

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joqez 0

just what I thought, how the hell does your dad know :-S

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Southern_Grown 0

ya, ummm....that's a little personal to be joking around about with family. don't get me wrong, I know my dad jokes a lot, about a lot of things, but he never would take it that far....

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