By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
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arela 0

you tried to impress them by running full sprint ....? you're supposed to run slowly and bouncy like... YDI

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BB_baby 0

"i tried to impress" any FML with that should automatically get a YDI haha

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24788 6

HAHA, impressing people always goes wrong in my opinion.

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totalbadass 0

Wow, enough with the "I knocked myself unconscious" FMLs. There's one every day, they're incredibly annoying, and 99% of the time fake.

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ChrisCrimson 0

At least they probably took advantage of you while you were knocked out?

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rachelbrianna25 0

awh that sucks = ( have u seen them since? thats the more important issue here. lol.

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maxpowerd 0

First off, you were trying to impress some frat guys. Secondly, you were trying to impress them by sprinting somehow... Trust me, to impress frat guys all you need are boobs and loose morals

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xanhorn 0

Honestly if they came out to help you it isnt a total lost. In fact it sounds like what you did was kinda cute.

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italia33 0

you tried to impress guys by full out sprinting? you seriously need some better ideas..

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ams7509 0

i don't know how the frat guys are at YOUR college, but typically they're not exactly interested in what you're advertising if you catch my drift

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