Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
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Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, after training for 3 months for a marathon, three weeks from race day I tripped and fell during my last long run and cracked a rib, so I took ten painful days off. I decided to go try a short run to see if maybe I could still try the race, and got attacked by a German Shepard. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
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arela 0
you tried to impress them by running full sprint ....? you're supposed to run slowly and bouncy like... YDI
BB_baby 0
"i tried to impress" any FML with that should automatically get a YDI haha
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BrEnNo1023 5
look, if you're a woman you can't "IMPRESS" a frat guy. you can only either a) cater to his ego by giving him head or letting him film you in bed with him and maybe seven other of his buddies; or b) treat him like a god, and then cry when he cheats on you the next day. the only way to impress them, would be if you were a GUY and you were either banging some ***** in a porno on the internet, or if you were their footy team coach. there's a difference between trying to impress somebody, and trying to make them notice you. if you, a woman, were trying to IMPRESS them, you'd have to be on equal ground with them, which (because they're macho sexist testosterone-filled dumbfucks) is impossible, because seriously, they're frats, and you're not a guy - you're a piece of meat they'd never respect, let alone be impressed by. to get a frat guy to NOTICE you, however, you can either do what you did and totally humiliate yourself for their entertainment, OR you could get down on all fours naked in front of them and totally humiliate yourself...for their entertainment. ...nuff said about jock society. now go do something worthwhile with your life, and chase somebody whose brain cells DON'T consist of everything inside their underwear. sort out your priorities and realise the world is bigger than neanderthals with big shoulderpads and thick foreheads.
TakeItEasyPeople 0
I'm going to go out on a limb and say your a girl with a REALLY bad experience with frat guys
MangoTango333 0
lol c'mon guys we've all done something like this b4.........
anjtrg_1112 23
Really? Interesting, I haven't :P
jpbackus 0
The only real FML was that she was trying to impress frat boys. If you want to try again just drink until you can't stand and proceed to vomit like a sprinkler system.
hXcsoccerplaya 0
yeah, cause they're gonna be so impressed by you sprinting. YDI
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superguppy19 3
Your face goddammit
anjtrg_1112 23
Any FML that includes "I tried to impress", "I thought it would be funny", "I thought it would be cool", etc. should be an automatic YDI.
skulekiller 8
Hopefully they helped
PhishloverA 14
If you haven't learned by now, trying to impress someone is when you get hurt
Orchard 33
My favorite part of this FML is where she knocks herself unconscious. LOL WOW