Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, after training for 3 months for a marathon, three weeks from race day I tripped and fell during my last long run and cracked a rib, so I took ten painful days off. I decided to go try a short run to see if maybe I could still try the race, and got attacked by a German Shepard. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
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arela 0
you tried to impress them by running full sprint ....? you're supposed to run slowly and bouncy like... YDI
BB_baby 0
"i tried to impress" any FML with that should automatically get a YDI haha
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Comments (98)
TheZephyrSon 3
lmao... I agree with #30.
czm 0
#2 and #11 are so right. and you should get some confidence and quit trying to impress people. the first way to make frat guys notice you is not trying to impress them at all, just ignore them. they're gonna come right after you, i promise. well unless you're ugly. which is probably the case here, or you wouldn't have to do all that.
kayceelove 0
LOL YDI. oh wait sry, were you hurt?
Uconnrunner 0
Why would a sprint impress a guy? They would just think it looks ridiculous you are suddenly sprinting. You should have just stopped and flashed them your ******/boobs because that is all the frat guys ever want anyway. And you are apparently a ****.
rukusrazor 0
... but how's the Jeep?
mattmag 0
#6 rofl. but seriously, you don't need to "try to impress" frat boys. just walk up to them and say "excuse me good sir, would you like to ****?"
fbirem 2
No worries, I've heard some frat guys love unconscious chicks.
Endymion_fml 0
Anything here that contains the phrase 'I was trying to impress X' is an immediate You Deserve It.
TheLittlestNinja 0
Next time just wave... A. its going to be less painful. B. if they noticed you running faster they wont think that your just trying to get by them faster.
Alleandro23 0
Just a thought... Anyone notice that a lot of these FML's recently have people getting knocked unconsious...Seriously, read them from the last few days. There are like 7 of them ranging from this jeep, to a stove, ot several other things. I dunno, maybe everyone really does get knocked out, but I'm just pointing it out...