Kids: Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't...

By missedout - 05/02/2013 22:48 - United States - York

Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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By children ain't pawns - 21/11/2016 15:23 - Australia - Perth

Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By alanh69 - 26/08/2014 19:12 - United States - Woodward

Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML

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By stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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By ben - 18/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barber shop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barber's shop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

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By Bald - 21/10/2014 15:41 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML

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By buiuuum - 27/07/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

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chelsearenaeee 16

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:02

What kind of Bitch does that? That's when you wait for her to fall asleep and shave her head

EsotericBrent 29

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:00

Well, looks like you won't be needing the shampoo after all. Save it for later!

Comments

BananerzFresh 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 20:36

I would have been pissed!

FlyingMonkey228 5

Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:04

Chinese?

dessicakez 7

Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:53

You should slap her. I would have been beyond pissed if I were you

SamCat 21

Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:59

When it comes to mother in laws. If you let something like that go, she later do something else again. I have put with so much in 7 years but if that bitch messes with my babies, she better run for her fkn life.