Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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Top comments
iarefatal 9
That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.
Welshite 40
He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.
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Comments (172)
mimikinsz01 6
Dump him! WTF are you still doing with him!? Hell no!
liz209 3
Dump the douche
titibug823 11
Time to dump the sucker. I normally dont promote checking significant others phones, but if it was right next to you and you just saw it, yeah, dump him...
cobra_comm 12
Rename his male contacts as babe 1, babe 2, etc, and give the legit babe's male names. It'd be worth the entertainment before you dump him no?
nanner42 13
Hey at least you're babe 1
thatsdndn1 19
send him a message to be sure that you are babe 1!! but he is an asshole anyway ..
DanielBenyamin 18
At least your babe 1...
mimikinsz01 6
Pathetic of him. Putty.
aravindkumarh 7
Strange.. what is he doing in the kitchen???
Kauphy 12
I hope he's your ex boyfriend now OP.