By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 00:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 067
You deserved it 6 130

Same thing different taste

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sourgirl101 28

I always thought his name was "Jigsaw". Learned something new.


wow, you little baby, go crawl in a corner and cry.


DudeImBetter 0

^^ I don't think you transferred the 5 dollars to my fml account yet.

asmah 0

lol whts scary is the jason costume my sister wore nd scared me while I ws cleaning the I have many pieces of Brocken glass in my foot thnx sis great joke

Instantly wet yourself? So... like your bladder or your sphincter exploded?

xFalzz 0

60, your comment makes my eyes bleed.

rallets 22

Agreed #77. I don't mind the shortening of words, but broken being spelt as brocken is just unacceptable *shakes head*.

hey u would of done the same thing so shut up

This is funny I would hbe been scared to op and done the samething

robc32ca 4

you would have done the same thing because you're a cute little puppy with a bow on your head...yes you are! whose a cute little puppy.. you are!!!

#102 ******* lol, this FML is making the favourites cause of your comment, keep it up xD

be thankful your still in diapers. happy thanksgiving!

Make sure you get the chain saw and scare the shit outta him. That'll teach him.

The chainsaw guys in those haunted mazes always scared me so much. Logically, I knew they couldn't really hurt me. Still, I ran screaming every time.

Thecarpaltunnelo 0

Ha. That's funny. I'm sorry, OP.

For real. Imagine being asked that question while hanging upside down above sulphuric acid. If you told him no, and you just wanted to go home, he is more than likely to be all, "**** you too then." And just drown your ass in the acid.

He never said ''Want to play a game?'', he said ''I want to play a game''.

s0trang 0

I woulda beat the shit outta him

btnhdude 0

if that happened I would laughed cuz someone would be getting their ass kicked by a girl who just wet herself

btnhdude 0

have* I Just grammar nazi'd myself oh the irony

btnhdude 0

ah dammit I didn't even write anything wrong In there but my punctuation, I only forgot to write "have" in there uuurghhh

btnhdude 0

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Draminicaus 0

I have been startled when waking up, but never enough to make me piss myself though. Sounds like you have a playful cousin, so concoct a scheme to get him back