Love: Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text... - FML

By How strange - 20/04/2013 12:02 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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iarefatal 9

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.

Welshite 39

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.

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wow_thats_bad 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:37

Wow

bosox17 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:38

So does that mean your babe 1

TheWorldGreatest 8

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:39

Wow ! Dump his sorry booty!

journeytotheend 16

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:41

You should change all the numbers around

jiraii 9

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:41

maybe he's just bad with names

Usuario 25

Sunday 21 April 2013 7:24

what a lame excuse

perdix 29

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:42

You've got to wonder: Is it better to go out part-time with a guy that can keep 4 or more women satisfied, or have exclusive ownership of a chump who couldn't do any better than you? Obviously, you wouldn't want to marry this Lothario, but you could bang him for a while and save up the memories to use when you are with your future dullard husband.

seafoamwinter 1

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:59

Rename them to Ho 2, Ho 3, Ho 4

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 21 April 2013 9:42

Then what does that say about OP?

sameboysamesame 11

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:00

how in the hell did they all txt in order?? And u should ask urself if he really has enough game to get 3 more "babes"... I seriously doubt he's that good. just a thought...

KLeePrice 11

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:03

Wow, why was my comment deleted? Is it because I said the fml posted is different than what I moderated?

Shieeeeeeeeeeeet 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:10

I bet the boyfriend is now Dumped 1.

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Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML

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Today, after going to the doctor with a knee strain and getting a brace, I managed to kick the coffee table so hard I broke two toes... on my other foot. To top it all off, my husband keeps laughing and imitating me. FML

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Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

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Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML

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